Oh, being a modern woman, such a delight,
Balancing life's challenges with all my might.
From glass ceilings to beauty standards' grind,
Let's take a sarcastic spin, oh how refined!
First, there's the workplace, a grand charade,
Equal pay? Nah, that's still in the shade.
Breaking that glass ceiling, a lofty dream,
But hey, my nails are on point, it seems!
Beauty's a trap, we dance through the maze,
Ten-step skincare, just to earn some praise.
"Natural beauty," they say with a wink,
While I'm contouring my face to the brink.
Motherhood's a joy, and yet quite a feat,
Juggling careers and diaper's sweet treat.
"Have it all!" they said with a grin,
Sure, as long as I've got caffeine within.
Dating in the digital age, oh what fun,
Swipe left, swipe right, is he the one?
Ghosting and catfishing, a modern love tale,
Who needs real connections? It's all for sale!
Social media's a highlight reel of my days,
Comparisons and filters, life's never in shades.
Likes and followers, a measure of worth,
Because my self-esteem's tied to the pixelated girth.
Oh, let's not forget, the body image race,
Waist trainers and detox tea's embrace.
I'll starve and crunch, and sweat with glee,
For that summer bod that no one will see.
So here's to the modern woman's endless plight,
Sarcastic cheers to challenges that alight.
With humor and sass, we navigate the fray,
Laughing through troubles, come what may!
About the Creator
I Am Grateful For So Many Things
I am grateful that I had the opportunity to experience _________. Rupi Kaur's Gratitude Writing Prompts I am grateful that I had the opportunity to experience my children growing up to be kind and loving human beings, that are raising families and work in areas that are making a difference.
By Denise E Lindquist5 days ago in Writers
Comments (2)
This would be so relatable to many of us! I loved it!
Kel, this is amazing! Thank you for penning down what so many of us feel.