10 Things I Hate About YouTube

10 Things I Hate About YouTube

I hate the way You link to things, And the way You cut to ads

I hate the way You drive your swag—I don't need Premium, lads

I hate Your big dumb comments bro's, And the way they blank my mind

I hate You so much it makes me click, Away for a little time

I hate the way Your algorithms, seem engaged to my mind's eye

I hate the way You know what makes me laugh, Worse than You make me cry,

I hate it when You're not around, And when Your loading stalls,

But mostly I hate the way I don't hate You, Not even close, Not even a little bit, Not even at all.

Original lyrics

With thanks to the essayists at IPL.org and Billy Shakespeare

and to YouTube. Thanks. Love ya really