Petlife logo

ALL MY KITTENS

BROUGHT TO YOU TODAY BY BILLY EHRLACHER

By Billy EhrlacherPublished 4 years ago 3 min read
Like
ALL MY KITTENS "Getting to Know The Cats of Hidden Valley" BY BILLY EHRLACHER

The setting of All My Kittens is a quaint midwestern town called, Hidden Valley. Hidden Valley has a population of around 20,000 people or shall we say cats. The major employer in Hidden Valley is Garson Industries. Garson manufactures toilet paper under several brand names and recently they started making designer hand sanitizers which are available at fine department stores everywhere.

The CEO of Garson Industries is Wilburn Garson. Garson industries is a second generation family owned business. Garson's late father started the company. Wilburn though is credited with expanding the company and making it into a great corporate citizen.

Wilburn is married to Sable Garson. Their marriage is one very unhappy union. Sable is a social climber. Their marriage is loveless. Sable married Wilburn for two things, power and money! They have two kits together both are now adults. They have a son named Alec and their daughter's name is Josie. Sable is as good of a mother as she is a wife. Sable's mother , Veda, also lives in the stately Garson Mansion located on the out skirts of town. Veda is in failing health she uses a cane to navigate the world safely.

Josie Garson is a trouble maker. She is a total disappointment to her parents. Josie as an addictive personality which is the reason for all of the troubles she has faced and will face.

The Garson family employs two servants. There's Sinclair Murphy, the chauffer, and then there's Mabel McKinkley their housekeeper of many years.

Sinclair is happily married to Althea. Althea and Sinclair have four kits all of whom are grown. They have three sons: Quinn, Russell, and a daughter named Laurel. Laurel is the heroine of the younger generation.

There is also Mayor Basil Mackenzie, a three term mayor seeking a fourth term with many skeletons in his closet. Basil is romantically tied to Sable Garson. The love affair of Basil and Sable is a longtime Hidden Valley secret. Wilburn also is having an affair on his wife. One of many. His latest girl is Tawny Tyler, who is the leading gossip columnist in Hidden Valley. Her column, which she is attempting to get nationally syndicated appears on the society page of The Hidden Valley Times. Tawny is never afraid to name names. Tawny and Wilburn are an item also. Sable has no clue until one day when she goes to Krista's House of Fur.

Krista is the premiere hair stylist in all of Hidden Valley. Sable has been going to her for a very longtime. Krista has led an exciting life. She once lived on the West Coast. She made several guest appearances as cats on various television shows. After growing tired of extra work, Krista began doing hair. She worked magic on many of your favorite Hollywood cats. She did Garfield's hair as well as Heathcliff, and Sylvester, and Salem, the cat on "Sabrina the Teenage Witch" Krista even dated Salem for a brief time. After two years together they agreed to go their separate ways. After an earthquake destroyed Krista's house the second time she decided to return to Hidden Valley, because she inherited a row home from an aunt. Krista began building her book in Hidden Valley, and after a few years she decided to take a risk and go out on her own. Krista also has a son. Her son got involved with the wrong crowd including gangs, and got his fur covered in tattoos. He is still serving time in a west coast prison. He is expected to be released soon, and Krista hopes that he will come to Hidden Valley to live with her, and that he will turn his life around.

Now you will have an understanding of who all the players are in this saga of the trials and tribulations of the Garsons and their friends and neighbors in this town called Hidden Valley. So if you are searching for some entertainment return tomorrow which is when the saga will begin to unfold.

satire
Like

About the Creator

Billy Ehrlacher

Billy obtained a bachelor's degree in theatre from DeSales University. He has many theatre credits. His first humor novel was published in 2017. He is an avid soap opera fan and an animal lover. Billy lives in Allentown, PA.

Reader insights

Be the first to share your insights about this piece.

How does it work?

Add your insights

Comments

There are no comments for this story

Be the first to respond and start the conversation.

Sign in to comment

    Find us on social media

    Miscellaneous links

    • Explore
    • Contact
    • Privacy Policy
    • Terms of Use
    • Support

    © 2024 Creatd, Inc. All Rights Reserved.