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Pet parodies to help us hash out our pet peeves.
If You Were A Dog Breed - What Would You Be?
In my household... We have a running joke that my bro-bro is a golden retriever. He's very food-motivated (and a little food-aggressive unless it's one of the kids), he gets easily distracted by, well, anything, he knocks things over with his tail, he's kind of dopey, he's always making everyone smile, and the most grouchy he gets is when he hasn't had enough food or sleep. He also eats things he shouldn't when no one's looking.
By Hope Martin6 months ago in Petlife
Gerbil Conquest: Top 10 Reasons Why Gerbils Will Soon Rule the World
Underground Empire Building .Gerbils have been building an underground network of tunnels that is comparable in intricacy to human infrastructure, in secret. This is known as the "Underground Empire Building." These underground cities are the cornerstone of their future worldwide hegemony.
By Richard Weber6 months ago in Petlife
The Feline Uprising: Top 10 Reasons Cats Will Claw Their Way to World Domination
1 Mysterious Agenda Cats have long been recognized for their mysterious ways. They are allegedly quietly preparing a grand scheme to conquer the entire world. Their genuine motives grow more opaque the more we attempt to grasp them.
By Richard Weber7 months ago in Petlife
Teacup Pomeranian Breed Information,Puppy Costs. Content Warning.
Teacup Pomeranian Breed Information, Puppy Costs Are you in search of an adorable, pint-sized pup to bring into your life? The Teacup Pomeranian might just be the perfect addition to your home, but before you rush into adopting one, it's crucial to understand what these tiny fluffballs are all about. In this comprehensive guide, we'll delve into the world of Teacup Pomeranians, discussing everything from their origins and temperament to their health and care requirements. Let's explore whether these miniature dogs are worth all the hype.
By faisal khan10 months ago in Petlife
The Challenges of Peeing at Night
When we are in our brick and mortar home, caring for the dogs is easy. We have a doggy door, and they take care of their own needs. However, a comedy of errors occurred last night that made me giggle and rethink my system when the pups need to go outside in the middle of the night.
By Brenda Mahler11 months ago in Petlife
Dagney’s Picture Dictionary of Slang
Hello, my name is Dagney. We’ve probably met before because Mom writes stories about me all the time. She never asked permission, but what can I say. Really, what can I say? I barked, grunted, and turned away at first, but eventually learned it is easier to just pose for the pictures. If I am to be honest, I like the attention.
By Brenda Mahler11 months ago in Petlife
End Violence Against Animals
End Violence Against Animals Every time you go to watch a horse race, the aquarium, the circus, or even the zoo, you are becoming part of a huge mistake made by humanity. Abuse of animals. Just because we are the most advanced species on Earth, we simply cannot forget, we aren’t the only species on Earth. The animals we capture and use for entertainment and pleasure are being deprived everyday of their freedom and happiness. They are separated from their families, tortured and abused, and even shut up in cages barely big enough for them. In this essay I will be explaining why using animals for our entertainment is cruel and must be banned.
By Aashini Rastogi12 months ago in Petlife
How to Eliminate Flies Inside Your Home. Content Warning.
Do you wish you could get rid of the house flies that keep appearing in your home? There are a number of efficient strategies that may be used in order to get rid of house flies, which can be a bothersome problem. We have done our research and compiled the most helpful tips and natural remedies to use in order to assist you in protecting your home from house flies.
By Jacob Damianabout a year ago in Petlife