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Pet parodies to help us hash out our pet peeves.
I Told You Not to Put the Cat on eBay
One day, I was sitting in my living room on the phone with my father. I kept hearing scratching over and over again. When I went to check to see what the hell Zeke was up to this time, I was furious. I’m a potter and my roommate’s cat was aggressively scratching at the cardboard protection surrounding the wet clay. So I tried to get him to stop, and of course, he would not. He’s a cat. He does this stuff for attention, too. So eventually, I get him out of there, and I continue my conversation with my dad.
Carmen PetraliaPublished 10 months ago in PetlifeWhiskers And Wonders
Once upon a time, in a distant realm known as the Feline Kingdom, there existed a place filled with whiskers and wonders. It was a land where cats roamed freely, their grace and elegance unrivaled by any other creature. In this enchanting realm, a young tabby named Oliver embarked on an extraordinary adventure that would forever change his life.
34 Rajnish kumarPublished 11 months ago in PetlifeUnderstanding Dog Dementia
As our beloved canine companions age, they may experience cognitive changes similar to those seen in humans with dementia. Dog dementia, also known as canine cognitive dysfunction (CCD), can be a challenging condition for both dogs and their owners. In this article, we will explore the signs and symptoms of dog dementia, the challenges it presents, and offer guidance on providing compassionate care for our furry friends.
Miguel RamirezPublished 11 months ago in PetlifeWhy Wombat Poop is Shaped Like a Cube
This post was created with the support of OpenAI. A Peculiar Phenomenon Nature is full of surprises, from bioluminescent organisms illuminating the depths of the ocean to plants that consume insects. But have you ever heard of an animal that produces cube-shaped poop? Welcome to the wonderfully bizarre world of the wombat.
People! Just say Something!Published 11 months ago in PetlifeThe Magical Bird's Gift: Maya's Journey to Discover the Wonders of the World
Once upon a time, in a small village nestled in the heart of a dense forest, there lived a young girl named Maya. Maya was known throughout the village for her kindness and her love for animals. She spent her days exploring the forest and caring for the creatures that called it home.
Essa IrfanPublished about a year ago in PetlifeEndangered and Elusive: The World's Rarest Animals
The world is full of fascinating creatures, but some animals are rarer than others. Whether due to habitat loss, overhunting, or other factors, these animals are at risk of disappearing from the planet forever. In this article, we will explore some of the rarest animals in the world, their unique characteristics, and the efforts being made to protect them.
Dogs, We Have to Talk
Settle down, settle down. Someone, Sal, treats? We need lots of treats for all these good boys. Goooooood boys! And, girls. Yes, yes, and good girls, too.
Remington WritePublished about a year ago in PetlifeThe Last Oasis: Searching for Water in a Dying World
Once upon a time, in a forest deep in the heart of Africa, there lived a majestic elephant named Jambo. Jambo was not like other elephants in the forest, as he possessed the unique ability to speak.
If my pet was a person
If your pet were a person, what kind of person would they be? This is a fun and thought-provoking question that can offer a new perspective on the furry, feathered, or scaled friends that we all love so much.
- Top Story - February 2023
Beatty Suzanna
When I call her name, she is there. When I am scared, she is there. When I am crying, she is there. When I am content, she is there.
#KristinaWritesPublished about a year ago in Petlife A jolly jape with a jolly ball
One of our horses, the delightful and effervescent Benney, had to be kept in a stable on box rest for a few days to recover from an injury. To ameliorate his boredom we bought him a Jolly Ball in the shape of a tetrahedron. It is made of highly robust plastic which he has dented but not broken. It has a hole in it through which treats like grass nuts can be put in and from which the horse can release them by moving it around the floor of the stable.
Alan RussellPublished about a year ago in PetlifeA Dog Named Spot
Once upon a time, in a far, far away land, I had a dog. Now his name wasn’t Spot. That’s just some lame title I came up with to pay tribute to some of the kids’ books that grew up off of back in the day.
Digital_FootPrintPublished about a year ago in Petlife