Real QUOTES About Money.

Read these quotes and know the right mindset about money.

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope

“Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.” – Robin Williams

“Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.” – Donald Trump

“The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.” – IRS auditor

“Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets.” – Jerry Seinfeld

“Money is the best deodorant.” – Elizabeth Taylor

“He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.” – Anonymous

“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.” – Oscar Wilde

“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben

“Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail” – Richard Friedman

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson

"There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one. ~Jack Yelton

"Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due. ~Author Unknown

"No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back. Jackson Brown, Jr.

"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. ~Sam Ewing

"Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence. ~Max Amsterdam

"Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back. ~Author Unknown

"If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. ~Author Unknown

"I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. ~Joe Louis

"Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions. ~A.A. Latimer

"Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. ~J. Paul Getty

"Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially the legal kind. ~Kay Ingram

"Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer. ~Author Unknown

"Money often costs too much. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

"The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste. ~M.W. Harrison

"I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention. ~Ron Kittle, 1987

"It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. ~Groucho Marx

"We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules. ~Buzzie Bavasi

"The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters. ~Jean-Paul Kauffmann

"I am having an out of money experience. ~Author Unknown

"If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. ~Aristotle Onassis

"Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta have it” scale. ~Zig Ziglar

"People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. ~Doug Larson