Funny stories

The Case of the Missing Glasses

A man named John was notorious for misplacing his glasses. One day, after a frantic search around the house, he asked his wife, "Have you seen my glasses?" She looked at him, barely containing her laughter, and said, "John, they're on your head!" He reached up and, sure enough, there they were. John sheepishly chuckled and muttered, "Well, that explains why I couldn't find them."

The Parrot and the Burglar

A burglar broke into a house one night, only to be startled by a voice saying, "Jesus is watching you." He froze in his tracks, turned around, but saw no one. As he continued his search for valuables, the voice spoke again, "Jesus is watching you." This time, he located the source: a parrot in a cage. He laughed and asked the parrot, "What's your name?" The parrot replied, "Moses." The burglar laughed even harder and said, "What kind of people name their parrot Moses?" The parrot answered, "The same kind who name their rottweiler Jesus."

The Wrong Address

A man went on a business trip and sent his wife a text message when he arrived at his hotel. Unfortunately, he got one digit wrong in her phone number, and the message was sent to an elderly widow instead. The message read, "Arrived safely. Room is nice. Can't wait to see you again. Love, your husband." Upon reading this, the widow screamed and fainted. Her family rushed to her aid and read the message that had caused her distress. It was then they realized the mix-up and had a good laugh at the unexpected turn of events.

The Alarm Clock

A young boy, eager to prank his older sister, set all the clocks in the house forward by three hours while she was asleep. When she woke up and saw it was already 8 AM, she panicked, thinking she was late for school. She rushed through her morning routine in a frenzy and ran out the door, only to find the streets eerily quiet and the sky still dark. Confused, she checked her phone and saw the real time: 5 AM. Realizing she'd been pranked, she trudged back to bed, vowing to get back at her brother for his mischievous scheme.

The Talking Dog

A man saw a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." Intrigued, he knocked on the door, and the owner led him to the backyard, where a Labrador was lounging. "Can this dog really talk?" the man asked. The dog looked up and said, "Sure, I can talk." The man was astonished and asked the dog about his life. The dog began, "I discovered my ability to talk when I was young. I worked for the CIA, eavesdropping on world leaders. Then I retired and now live here." The man, amazed, asked the owner, "How much do you want for this dog?" The owner replied, "Ten dollars." Shocked, the man asked, "Why so cheap?" The owner shrugged and said, "He's a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff."

The Great Cookie Caper

In a small town, there was a bakery known for its delicious cookies. One day, Mrs. Johnson, an elderly woman with a sweet tooth, bought a dozen cookies. She was excited to have them with her afternoon tea. However, as she walked home, she noticed a mysterious figure following her.

Mrs. Johnson quickened her pace, but the figure kept up. She was getting nervous. Just as she reached her front door, she turned around to confront her follower, only to see a mischievous little dog with one of her cookies in its mouth!

Laughing, Mrs. Johnson realized that the dog had been stealing cookies from her bag the entire walk home. She ended up sharing her cookies with the dog, and they became fast friends. From then on, every time she went to the bakery, she bought an extra cookie just for her furry companion.