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Vocal - It's not Me, it's You

We need to talk!

By Novel AllenPublished about a year ago Updated about a year ago 2 min read
Vocal - It's not Me, it's You
Photo by Michal Vrba on Unsplash

We love you Vocal, but it sure is maddening here these days.

This platform is made for writing and these days these words are walking/write over us...and you.

Oh, Lordy...when trying to get on this vocal place, we need a three-step authentication check to get on

I write this to help you identify the problems...not to rant and rave...Well...Mostly, that is true.

I am not even sure that I am Human these days

It's so very hard to tell

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Everything is Glitching - to be or not to be bots

are spreading confusion at an all time high

Pardon my French...But

What the actual hell!

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Furthermore, where have all the embedded pics gone

they have disappeared from long submitted stories

and refuse to be attached to new stories

Photo by Oliver Ragfelt on Unsplash

Perfectly legit pics have disappeared.

What is up with the:

"Unable to save story - unexpected token - Justin, well it's really Jason, Json or something, fetch something blah blah etc.). Not to mention the inability to log in. I know it is a temporary problem...still

I have to sign in 100 times. But first, I have to open a second window - get to be told that I am not a robot - then authenticated - then return to the first window, to either sign in or get my story saved, published or rejected again.

I am in a nightmare realm...totally lost my sense of humor

I know, I know...You are working for the greater good.

I need to exercise patience...and stop complainin'

You probably have sleepless nights

Working for our ungrateful (expletive) carcasses

We very much appreciate it.

But things are getting right complicated

And not in a ha, ha kind of way.

We love your hard work and dedication

Things are getting more crazy media wise...

EVERYWHERE!

and the evil people are preeeetty relentless

scary wicked buggers they are

requiring you to work five times as hard to thwart them

sometimes you feel like throwing in the towel

that's only human...we understand

Don't do that...Please. I would sue

For breach of my happiness

hahahahahahahah.....but seriously

~~~~~I am writing this to cheer you all up

to cheer you on - It may not sound like it

But I am HELPING. Arghhhh!

We know it hurts you as much as it does us.

Let's get Tiffanor and Sheenora on the job

Find them Here

That will teach them bots a thing or two

Soooo! While Contemplating

whether to publish this or not. So trite, banal and petty.

But, kind of fun,

And I need my ha, ha mojo back

So, what the heck!

Here goes.

Save and Publish....aaaaand here comes Justin/Jason/Json...unable to fetch, because da da da yadda yadda.

I am opening a new window...It proved I am not a robot

I hop back to the first window

And I am published quite quickly.

Very weird indeed.

Have a great day all who read here.

😄😄😄😄

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Existing in mist and shadow. Neutrally Abstract.

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