Satire
Crown Him King: Being the Singular Tale of How the Illustrious Kingdom of Snettle-upon-Snee Went Through Four Kings in the Space of a Week
The Pitch Nobody's mourning the death of King Hustlebee III for any of the usual reasons. Weeping fills the streets. Black banners wave from all the windows. Yet Hustlebee III never showed care or compassion for his subjects, and he had the unfortunate habit of finding himself more concerned with the amount of riches in his vault than the abundance of crime on the streets. He was not a particularly great king—or an adequate one, for that matter. Why, then, all this mourning? Why the wailing and gnashing of teeth? Simple. Even though Hustlebee III was a terrible king, Rufus Hustlebee IV, crown prince to Snettle-upon-Snee, is going to do an even worse job than his father.
By Emma Gardner12 months ago in Humor
Interview with Dracula . Content Warning.
Today, I interview a bloodsucker who’s mother would be proud! He’s a count, and while not a poet, many great poems and stories have been written about him, and he most definitely knows it. He’s a man who lives forever, and who’s name rhymes with Bracula, and he’s not afraid to cook with a spatula. He’s here to tell us what poems and stories ring true. Some call him a bat out of hell! Others say he’s perfect and doesn’t smell! Let us give a warm welcome to Dracula!
By Alex H Mittelman 12 months ago in Humor
Showdown at the Major Phazer Lazer Tag Emporium
INT. MAJOR PHAZER LAZER TAG LOUNGE - NOT DAY NOT NIGHT It is not day. It is not night. It is the forever florescent neon limbo of the lazer tag emporium. Blacklight and glow in the dark with no windows. Arcade game noise from every direction. Through the vents even. It is the casino of adolescence. If Walt Disney made Blade Runner. Children running and kicking and swinging at each other, snorting icing off mini cupcakes and eating cheese doodles off the floor, with miles of ribbon tickets in their pandemic fists. Zombie employees in neon vests, wading through them, forearms and elbows hover at their torsos above the heads of these unbathed masses, emptying change from machines and scraping gum off the geometric shapes of a carpet laid in 1987.
By Grant Richard12 months ago in Humor
THE FOOD GAME
The Overview. Compered by searing comedians, The Food Game will be the first satirical TV cooking game show. Celebrity contestants will compete in challenges set by Food Bank Judges and Community Kitchens to source, plan, and cook food for various people from various demographics.
By Caroline Jane12 months ago in Humor
The Sheeple
The Sheeple Because you watched 'The Good Place' or 'God's Favourite Idiot' Logline: Mark is an ordinary man. He wears a suit. He works in a high-rise office building in Sydney, Australia. He steals his coworker's sandwiches. Mark is normal. So normal, in fact, that some might consider it strange...
By Rachel M.J12 months ago in Humor
The Show is Ending
This pilot starts with cartoon characters. Our main protagonist, Gina Beckett, is a quiet office worker who is very tired, both of her lonely home life and her fellow office workers, who think that quality comedy only consists of farts and gross-out humor. She is so tired that she barely notices everything breaking down around her, or the slight tremors she feels underneath her feet. Then one day, the worker sitting next to her computer, Angelo Samaras, takes one of his shoes off and shoves his foot in her face, asking her if it smells bad. The smell instantly knocks her out and gives her an out-of-body experience.
By Rebecca Patton12 months ago in Humor
The Ultimate Guide to Being a Professional Couch Potato
Introduction: In today's fast-paced world, where everyone seems to be constantly on the go, there is a growing need to slow down and embrace the art of relaxation. Being a professional couch potato is not just about laziness, but rather finding joy and rejuvenation in the simple act of lounging around. In this ultimate guide, we will delve into the secrets of mastering the art of being a couch potato, while adding a touch of inspiration, engagement, and humor.
By Josh Graham12 months ago in Humor