Parody
We Don't Stop Meme-ing Because It Grows Old; We Grow Old Because We Stop Meme-ing . Top Story - April 2022.
I've written several 'comedy routines' inspired by the memes I yank from my Facebook feed. I call this series Meme-ing For Laughs. I started writing this crap a long time ago, before Vocal had a Humor Community. I'm now in the process of migrating all those guffaws over here— to their proper place in the Humor Community! This one previously won a Top Story thingie!!! ⚡😁👍
By Lightning Bolt ⚡2 years ago in Humor
Brahma Rakshasa and Fear: The Paradox of Knowledge and Torment
Brahma Rakshasa and Fear: The Paradox of Knowledge and Torment The concept of the Brahma Rakshasa finds its origins in Indian mythology, weaving a complex narrative about fear, knowledge, and the consequences of untamed ambition. A Brahma Rakshasa, as described in ancient Hindu texts, is a learned soul who, despite attaining immense knowledge of the Vedas and scriptures, falls prey to arrogance or fails to pass on his wisdom selflessly. As punishment, he is cursed to exist as a Rakshasa—a demonic entity. This being, who once embodied enlightenment, now roams the earth in a state of torment, consumed by an eternal struggle between wisdom and his monstrous form. The story of the Brahma Rakshasa is a deeply symbolic one, offering a profound exploration of fear, regret, and redemption. At its core, it asks us to reflect on the nature of fear and how even those who possess knowledge and power can be overwhelmed by the dread of unfulfilled duty and isolation. The Duality of the Brahma Rakshasa To understand the emotional depth of a Brahma Rakshasa, we must first appreciate the duality that defines him. Once, he was a Brahmin—a scholar revered for his wisdom and mastery of the sacred texts. Yet, despite his knowledge, he is cursed to become a Rakshasa, a being feared and shunned by society. This transition from a respected figure to a feared demon represents a fall from grace, one that carries immense emotional weight. The curse of the Brahma Rakshasa reflects the deep fear that even the most learned can face—fear of isolation, of being misunderstood, and, most importantly, fear of failing to fulfill their responsibilities. For the Brahma Rakshasa, the torment is not just in his monstrous form but in the knowledge that he once had the power to uplift others, but failed. Now, in his cursed existence, he is driven by an insatiable hunger to recite and share the knowledge he once hoarded, yet his demonic nature ensures that his words fall on deaf ears, and he remains trapped in a cycle of loneliness and regret. Fear as an Emotional Consequence The fear that haunts the Brahma Rakshasa is not the ordinary fear of physical harm or death but a profound existential dread. It is the fear of irrelevance, of being forgotten despite once holding the power to shape the minds of generations. This fear is one that resonates with many of us in our own lives. Consider the example of a teacher who, after decades of imparting knowledge, retires with the hope that their wisdom will continue to influence the world. Yet, as time passes, they realize that their teachings are fading, and the fear of being forgotten sets in. This fear, much like that of the Brahma Rakshasa, stems from the knowledge that while they had the opportunity to make a lasting impact, they may not have done enough. Similarly, many of us fear that our efforts, our knowledge, and our contributions may one day be rendered meaningless. The Brahma Rakshasa embodies this fear, reminding us that knowledge without selflessness, wisdom without humility, leads not to fulfillment but to torment. Fear of Redemption Another layer of fear that defines the Brahma Rakshasa is the fear of redemption. While cursed, the Brahma Rakshasa has the chance to redeem himself by passing on his knowledge selflessly. However, the fear that he may never find a willing listener or that his words may never have the impact he desires keeps him in a state of emotional paralysis. This fear of redemption is mirrored in the lives of many who seek forgiveness or a second chance, but are haunted by the fear that they may never be able to undo their past mistakes. For instance, a parent who has neglected their child in their early years may, in their later years, seek to rebuild that relationship. Yet, the fear that their efforts may be too little too late keeps them from trying, trapping them in a cycle of regret, much like the Brahma Rakshasa. The emotional weight of this fear is immense. It reflects the human tendency to cling to the past, to let fear of failure prevent us from seeking redemption. The Brahma Rakshasa, despite his vast knowledge, is a slave to this fear, reminding us that even the wisest can be crippled by the fear of facing their mistakes. The Role of Humility in Overcoming Fear At the heart of the Brahma Rakshasa’s tale is a lesson about the power of humility. His curse is a result of his arrogance—his belief that his knowledge set him apart from others and entitled him to hoard it. In this way, the story serves as a cautionary tale about the dangers of pride and the importance of sharing wisdom selflessly. Humility is what ultimately allows the Brahma Rakshasa to seek redemption. By recognizing that his knowledge is not his alone to keep, he can begin to free himself from his curse. However, the fear of being rejected, of being seen as nothing more than a demon, often keeps him from fully embracing this path. In our own lives, humility is often the key to overcoming fear. By acknowledging our limitations and the role that others play in our growth, we can move beyond the fear of failure and isolation. The Brahma Rakshasa’s journey reminds us that wisdom is not a solitary pursuit but one that is meant to be shared, and in doing so, we can find peace and fulfillment. Conclusion: The Legacy of the Brahma Rakshasa The Brahma Rakshasa is a deeply emotional figure, embodying the fear that even the most learned among us can face—the fear of being forgotten, of failing to fulfill our potential, and of being unable to redeem ourselves. His story serves as a reminder that knowledge alone is not enough; it must be tempered with humility, compassion, and a willingness to serve others. In the end, the Brahma Rakshasa’s curse is not just a punishment but an opportunity for growth. His fear, while overwhelming, is also a catalyst for change, pushing him to seek redemption and reminding us that it is never too late to overcome our own fears and strive for a life of purpose and meaning. Like the Brahma Rakshasa, we may all face moments of fear and regret. But if we can learn from his story, we can find the strength to confront those fears with humility and grace, ensuring that our legacy is one of wisdom, service, and lasting impact.
By Dipak Pawar2 years ago in Humor
TEST DRIVE
THERE WAS ONLY ONE RULE... DON'T OPEN THE DOOR. There was a nagging thought in the back of my mind somewhere past the left brain, and a definite weight on the right; but It was the pertinent issue at hand. He pushed his arm forward to leave the building with the keys handed him by the service agent. A nod and glinted eye from the man across the room gave him courage to push one leg in the same direction and he was gone. Back inside the RV, the group was waiting for him to return with a price quote. He handed it over to the man in the wheelchair. He also handed him the keys. As he stepped toward the toilet room he heard the engine of the motorhome start. As it did, the doors locked... a mechanism designed for safety of the inhabitants. Seconds later the RV was moving, rolling toward the voyage of a test drive. Prostate issues kept him moving and darned if he couldn't remember what the man had said when he dropped the key into his hand. Whichever the word, Sammy, the man in the wheelchair, could handle his own needs and Veteran Affairs was giving him the money to buy this thing if they liked it. From the toilet room window he could see trees and traffic whizzing past. His bladder was not answering the immediacy of his own needs. Sammy and George could handle the drive around the cloverleaf entry and exit on the highway, and he hoped not to miss the view and excitement of the dashboard panel options. The RV sped up snatching him from the toilet seat causing him the throw his arms up to brace against a fall. As he did he smeared a small bit of feces and stood to wipe it off the wall. Minutes later he exited the room staggering toward the other three men near the front end. "Hey man, this thing is what we need! Ya know... there's thatthing my guy got goin on downstate somewhere..." He fumbled through his pockets for a note, "...here it is. It's a gig to last about a month or so." The faces looking back at him were reassuring enough to go on; "There's $25 thousand or so for the roles of cameo and a stand-in." "That's each man. No lines. The stand-in gets some movement role... I can't... I don't remember what they said but this is where we got to go for those to sign on. They just got to get a look at ya to decide if ya look like what they need.. youknow how that works. Sammy. that chair is your ticket in." Sammy's head slipped a bit as he struggled to be a part of the group and watch the road." Veteran Affairs was known to adapt vehicles for disabled veterans... as needed. This test drive would give him an idea of how to fill out his form.
By Carmen R Jimerson Cross-Garcia-Sullivan-Safieddine2 years ago in Humor
The Meme-ing of Halloween is Candy
Happy Halloween, fearless readers!!! 🎃 🎼🎵🎶 It's the most ghastacular time of the year!! 👻👻👻 This funky, spunky, chunky, phantasmagorical edition of Meme-ing Madness was originally published in the Journal a previous Halloween, before the creation of a Humor Community. This collection of monstrous insanity has been revamped for the holiday at hand! It comes with an especially wicked _____WARNING!!!
By Lightning Bolt ⚡2 years ago in Humor
The Dr. Doolittle Show
Dr. Doolittle: Do you ever sit and watch your pet and wonder why he does some of the things that he does? Do you have a animal related fear that you would like to overcome? Or maybe you have a favorite that you would like to understand better. Today we have a dog, a pig, a mouse, a skunk, and a chicken that will answer some of the biggest questions that have been thrown around forever. I'm Dr. Doolittle, and welcome to my show.
By Judith Jascha2 years ago in Humor
