Laughter
"The Perils of Procrastination: A Comedic Exploration of Delayed Responsibilities"
We've all been there. It's a bright, sunny day, and you've got a mountain of tasks to tackle. Your to-do list stares at you like a judgmental owl, silently accusing you of being the ultimate procrastinator. But fear not, fellow procrastinators, for in the world of delayed responsibilities, there is humor to be found!
By Ink Mystic3 years ago in Humor
Pillow Talk Chronicles
“When Pillow Talk turns into giggle fits, you know you’ve found someone special.” — Unknown Introduction: Late at night, in the stillness of our bedrooms, a unique form of intimacy unfolds — Pillow Talk. It’s that special time when we toss aside our daytime personas and let our true, often humorous, selves shine through. In this article, we explore the funny, heartwarming, and sometimes downright absurd aspects of Pillow Talk — the late-night conversations that make our relationships richer and our laughter deeper.
By Usman Haider 3 years ago in Humor
Godly Soothing Relationship
In the quiet town of Graceville, nestled amid rolling hills and fields of golden wheat, a small community thrived. It was here that Sarah Marshall, a devout and kind-hearted young woman, dedicated her life to her faith and her family. Widowed at a young age, she found solace in her unwavering belief in God's plan.
By Joseph Bawaijen Godwin3 years ago in Humor
The Black Valentine
On Wednesday the 14th, was the much talked about Valentine's Day. Here is my own Valentine's Day story. On Tuesday the 13th, I logged on to Instagram to share one of my latest stories . Okay, so when I opened the App, I realized that I had a lot of unreplied DMs. So I decided to reply messages instead. One of the messages was from one of my side chicks, Chinonso. She was asking where I'd take her to on Valentine's Day. I didn't reply the message, I just laughed in my mind. "It's like one this mad, she doesn't know she's just a side chick?" I thought about it and laughed even more. Before I could finish reading other messages, Chinonso's call came through. I didn't want to take the call at first, but I knew she won't stop calling until I took her call. So I picked up, and she went all "Darny, tomorrow is Val's Day, where are you taking me to?" I didn't know what to answer. I had only 15k left in my life, which i've been hiding in one deep corner of my bag since January. This 15k is literary my life, therefore I can't joke with it. "you are pretending not to hear me abi? Where are you taking me to?" Chinonso continued. Immediately, I activated my 'pity voice,' "Ah, Nonso, you know I don't have money na. If I had money you know what I can do na." "Since I met you, when have you ever had money? But if 'konji' hold you, you will have money to transport me to your house. Stingy boy." She blasted me angrily, and ended the call. I was happy ehn, this one is off my neck. I decided to go back to continue what I was doing on Instagram. Valentine's Day finally came, I was home that morning reading Jane Austen's 'PRIDE AND PREJUDICE', a novel i've been struggling with since November Last Year. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. Before I could answer the door, Chinonso opened the door and walked in, like an 'Igbo Demon, as though she owns the room. Her first words were "Happy Valentine's Day, my love. Where are we going to?" I was shocked. "I thought we talked about this yesterday?" I asked. "yes we did. Today is lovers' day, since my boyfriend is too broke to take me out, is it a crime if I take him out? Oga goan bath, i want to take you out today, so that you will be ashamed. Since you don't know your work as a man." I don't know whether to laugh or cry. But i'm definitely not ashamed of a woman taking me out. Infact, I love it. It's my hobby. If you know, you know. Anyway, to cut the long story short. I went to take my bath, and Chinonso took me out as promised. We went to a Chinese Restaurant in Festac Festival Mall. A plate of rice is 7k, and she paid for two plates. I was shocked. We ate, and drank, and took pictures, and laughed, and Chinonso paid the bill in full. I mean, all of it. On our way out of the restaurant, I teased her, "Nono, so you have money like this, and i've been suffering?" She just smiled and said, "you will suffer even more because I took 15k from inside your big bag when you went to bath. Next time don't lie to an Igbo girl." I don't know what happened afterwards. I woke up this evening in a hospital. As i'm writing this story, I still can't breath well. Its like I want to die.
By Sam Otoabasi Etim3 years ago in Humor
The Great Adventure of Grocery Shopping: Navigating Aisle Ninjas and Cart Obstacles
In the busy world of everyday life, there is an epic trip that tests your courage, intelligence, and patience: going grocery shopping. Brave shoppers go into the maze-like aisles with nothing but their buying lists and the will to win. They face challenges like deciphering nutritional hieroglyphs and avoiding close encounters with other shoppers.
By Stephen Ochieng3 years ago in Humor
The unforgettable pie
Once upon a time in the quaint town of Sillyville, there lived two mischievous best friends named Benny and Freddy. They were known throughout the town for their wild pranks and outrageous antics. One day, they stumbled upon a flyer for the Great Sillyville Pie-Throwing Contest, an event that promised the grand prize of a year's supply of the most delicious pies in the world.
By Mmesoma Angelica Agada3 years ago in Humor
The Power Of A Smile
A young woman named Lily lived in the peaceful community of Serenityville, which was surrounded by glistening lakes and rolling hills. She was well-known across the community for her contagious smile, a source of warmth that could brighten even the darkest of days. But nobody was aware that the smile has a meaningful history.
By Bala Tahir Yunusa 3 years ago in Humor
THE CONFESSION
Standing in the class for something wrong you have done, being disgraced by your beloved teacher, feeling embarrassed in front of all your friends, is the worst feeling, a nine-year-old child can have. Little David was facing the same exact situation, except this time, he had not done anything wrong.
By Pasindu S Yapa3 years ago in Humor
The Talking Animal Machine of Wackyville
Once upon a time in the small, quirky town of Wackyville, there lived an eccentric inventor named Professor Fizzlepop. The good professor was renowned for his unusual contraptions and his peculiar sense of humor. One sunny day, he decided to test out his latest invention—a machine that could transform ordinary household objects into talking animals.
By Angela Zeen3 years ago in Humor
The Art of Laughter
Title: The Art of Laughter: Exploring Humor and Satire in Today's World Introduction Laughter has long been heralded as a universal language that transcends cultural boundaries and unites people in moments of joy. In the realm of literature and media, humor and satire serve as powerful tools to entertain, inform, and provoke thought. From witty commentary on current events to lighthearted takes on everyday situations, humor, and satire play a significant role in reflecting and shaping our perceptions of the world around us.
By Elieca Mcken3 years ago in Humor
