Jokes
Harlequinade. Top Story - October 2023.
Dear Sweet Looney Partner, With Halloween around the corner, you would expect a spooky story from me. Let me surprise you with a funny story instead! Heads up, please don’t read this while drinking anything. I’m not responsible if you shoot fluid out of your nose or mouth. Let me take you back to when I was four years old. My parents brought me to the airport because someone was going somewhere or maybe someone was arriving from somewhere. Don’t know, don’t care. My parents were busy talking to the other adults, whoever they were. I was left unsupervised but I was too afraid to leave my parents’ side, so I let my eyes wander. They wandered far and wide until they landed on a very cute boy. He seemed to be around my age. He held a packet of potato chips in his hand. I was mesmerized watching him stylishly bring one chip after another to his mouth with his other hand. I surveyed the adults around him. They too were engaged in conversation. All I needed to know was that he was unsupervised as well. I gave my parents one last look before leaving their side. I was careful not to make any sudden movement to prevent the boy from getting scared of me and I didn’t want my parents to know that I was sneaking away. Finally, I was right in front of him. He stopped eating and smiled at me. I smiled back at him. My smile then evolved into a grin and he followed suit. I slowly brought my right hand to his left cheek and caressed it. He just stood there rigid and wide-eyed, confused at what was going on. I caressed his cheek a little while longer. I kept watching his eyes, bidding my time and it finally came when he closed his eyes a little too long before opening them up again. SMACK! That fool almost fell as an aftermath of my slap. I then pried the packet of potato chips out of his hands and bolted. I had a head start because it took him a few seconds to realize what had happened before he started chasing me while crying loudly. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, what a loser! His howls alerted all the adults around us because this boy was LOUD! See, this was the flaw in my plan. My undoing. I should have threatened him to keep quiet or lured him somewhere isolated. But I shouldn’t be too hard on myself. I was just four and didn’t have much experience in scheming. Oh yes, back to the story. His parents were chasing him and mine were chasing me in the middle of a busy airport. Finally, my parents caught me and snatched the potato chips out of my hands. The boy’s parents were trying to calm him down but to no avail. He only stopped when he got back his potato chips. My parents then apologized to him and his parents and made me do it too. I know, the audacity! Now you’re probably wondering what happened to me after that. Nothing much at the airport but after we got back home, I got spanked so hard! No worries, it didn’t stop me from committing other mischievous deeds but that’s a story for another letter. I know you’ve been going through a tough time and I hope my story made you smile. Sincerely, The-Boy-Slapping-and-Potato-Chip-Stealing Thief ~~~~~ Author’s Notes: Yes, this was based on true events! 🤣 This was written for Heather Hubler’s Write Me A Letter Challenge. Surprisingly, as per the rules, I actually used all 26 letters of the alphabet!
By Dharrsheena Raja Segarran3 years ago in Humor
Comedy Nights. Content Warning.
Every Thursday evening in the lively town of Merrimentville, the local community center underwent a magical transformation. What was typically a plain, multipurpose room became a hub of laughter and entertainment known as "Comedy Nights." These weekly gatherings were a much-anticipated event, a time when the townsfolk set aside their daily concerns to bask in the joy of comedy.
By Rajesh kumar 3 years ago in Humor
Laughing All the Way
Once upon a time, in the quaint little town of Chuckleville, there lived a man named Bob who had an unusual predicament. You see, Bob couldn't stop laughing. It wasn't a sporadic chuckle or a polite giggle; it was hearty, infectious laughter that erupted at the most unexpected moments. His laughter was so contagious that even the grumpiest of folks couldn't help but crack a smile in his presence.
By Rajesh kumar 3 years ago in Humor
"The Comedy Chronicles"
In a world where stress and seriousness often take center stage, there exists a delightful counterbalance – the realm of comedy. The Comedy Chronicles is a whimsical collection of stories, anecdotes, and experiences that reveal the extraordinary power of laughter in the most unexpected places.
By Rajesh kumar 3 years ago in Humor
Is what happened to us really possible without magic? Where is the scientist taking us?
I went to a hotel with my parents one day. Everything about the hotel had taken my mind. At night, my friend and I entered a separate house. Silence surrounded the house. Looking around, fear gripped me. The house was as big as it was terrifying. My friend and I found a bright light. We felt like some invisible force was pulling us towards it. In the light, we felt as if we were getting lost. My parents' words echoed in my mind.
By MD.Likhon Hossain3 years ago in Humor
Bob and his funny characters
A very interesting story: Bob and his funniest character Once upon a time, in the delightful town of Giggleville, there lived a character named Bob. Bob was not your typical hero; he was clumsy, often finding himself in the most absurd situations. However, his lovable nature and infectious laughter captured the hearts of everyone around him.
By Pauldollar3 years ago in Humor
The One Star Review . Content Warning.
Dear Yurp reviews, This was the worst meal I ever had. My friends and I went to Goma Bakery for some good eats. We had heard good things from other customers. We heard they used a special, sticky plant juice that enhanced the flavor of their food. We heard they were great and had a top notch world famous Michelin rated chef serving the best food and had excellent customer service with a top notch wait staff. People say they always left full and the prices were reasonable.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor
It's just my hemorrhoid.
(Photo done by JLN Photography and Digital Services - My best friend and sister!) I am convinced there are three types of people in the world. There are the people who look at kids, cringe, and run far away. The kinds of people who see a pregnant woman and run away from them like they have a contagious and fatal disease. The people who hiss and their skin visibly sizzles and smokes when someone asks them if they ever want kids of their own. And if you ask them if they would ever consider being a teacher? You'd probably get a loathing look that'll pierce your soul with venom.
By Hope Martin3 years ago in Humor
Top 5 unseen secrets about birds. Content Warning.
1. CrowKnown for its glossy black plumage and distinctive cawing call, the crow has long captivated human fascination. One of the crow's exceptional skills is its problem-solving prowess. Studies have shown that crows can use tools to obtain food, exhibiting cognitive sophistication that rivals some primates. They can fashion hooks from twigs to extract insects from crevices and even drop nuts onto busy roads to crack them open with passing vehicles.
By CHITHRAKALA.S3 years ago in Humor
