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An Apology for Bringing the Squirrel into Church
Dear Members of First Self-Righteous Church, I write this with a humbled heart, a sore back, and a memory that replays in vivid, chaotic detail. I must apologize for bringing that squirrel into your church last Sunday. Every shriek, hallelujah, and blush-worthy confession began with my decision. I take full responsibility.
By Tim Carmichael7 months ago in Humor
The Prank
Heavens, I didn't think it would get this far. I'm sorry, I guess. Everyone has been so uptight, scared, angry, and burned out. I thought a little fun would give everyone a break.
By Tina H7 months ago in Humor
The Poisonous Grapevine. Honorable Mention in Sorry About That Challenge.
Dear Sonia, I do hope you don’t mind me emailing after what’s gone on between us, but I really felt I should get in touch, firstly, to check you are okay after everything and also to try to explain.
By Matthew Batham7 months ago in Humor
Inside the Mind of Dr. Tina Quartz: Healer, Hoax, or Just Really Into Mason Jars?
You’ve heard the name whispered across candlelit kombucha bars. You’ve seen her quotes tattooed in Comic Sans on the backs of people named Trysten. You may have even enrolled, accidentally, in one of her courses after clicking on an ad that said: “Unlock Your Aura’s Credit Score.”
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
Lunar Vuitton: Why Space Needs Fashion More Than Oxygen
“One small step for man, one fierce strut for mankind.” – Naomi Armstrong (probably) Friends, readers, celestial wanderers… we must address the glaring oversight in modern space exploration: the complete and utter lack of fashion-forward thinking beyond our stratosphere.
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
A strange little world 💜
This strange little world I entered. Very strange I say indeed. Still don't know how it all works let's say. Unusual for me yes!
By Cryptic Edwards7 months ago in Humor
You Will Go Up!
I love decorating sometimes. I hate it when things go wrong, and I hate getting on ladders. My husband has disabilities that can cause some distressing symptoms, which can cause him to unknowingly hurt me at night. Due to this, I needed a safe space to sleep and somewhere to focus on myself during the day.
By Carol Ann Townend7 months ago in Humor
The Gospel of Bare Minimum™
Chapter One: In the Beginning, There Was Meh… “And lo, the people toiled, and were weary. Then a voice spake from behind the couch cushions:
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
How to Make Your Own Meme From a Photo. AI-Generated.
If you want to make your own meme, you do not need fancy editing skills or a huge social media following. What you really need is a photo with a clear mood, a simple idea, and a caption that helps people recognize the joke in seconds.
By John7 months ago in Humor
What's the Deal With These Reoccurring Dreams?
There were bathroom stalls as far as I could see. No one was around. Only me. I went into the first stall I saw. Okay! Gross! Not clean!
By Jasmine Aguilar8 months ago in Humor
The World Is on Fire, But My Freezer’s Been Stockpiling Since 2017
📦 Section 1: Frozen Time Capsules – A Love Letter to Foods That Shouldn't Be Alive There comes a moment in every adult’s life when you open your freezer, stare into the icy abyss, and realize you’ve been harboring culinary fugitives from the past.
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor
Established in 1842: Why Everything is Older Than You Thought.
There was a time, long ago... roughly 2007, when businesses were content to simply exist. You sold bagels, you put a sign on the door, and that was that. No origin myth. No fake Latin motto. No logo featuring an eagle wearing monocles. But those days are long gone.
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor