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I Am SO Sorry For Scratching Your Bumper!. Runner-Up in Sorry About That Challenge. Top Story - April 2026.
Hi Angie, I am so sorry to bother you at home! But, uhm... Generated with Artistly.AI by Author I found out that you called in sick today. And you didn't say how long you were expecting to be gone, so I got worried.
By Sasha Desideri7 months ago in Humor
Crash
Hey, John, I need to apologize for borrowing your pen. But first, thanks for letting me crash at your place last night and entrusting me with your cat while you were at the real estate conference. You're a great friend. I hope you had fun and learned a lot. I hope you went to a bar and met the love of your life. I hope I'll be your best man and the godfather to your first born. But I digress.
By Julie Lacksonen7 months ago in Humor
Jerald's Custom Order. Runner-Up in Sorry About That Challenge.
“Thank you for calling Angel Food’s Devil Cake Bakery. Our hours of operation are Monday through Friday 6am until 3pm and Saturday and Sunday 8am until 2pm. For information on our delicious homemade breads, cakes, and other goods press 1. To place an order for a custom cake press 2…”
By Amos Glade7 months ago in Humor
DATING APPS – THE USED CAR LOT OF LOVE (NOW WITH MORE MILEAGE AND LESS HOPE)
WELCOME TO THE DIGITAL AUTO MALL OF DESPAIR Welcome to modern romance, where love is no longer found in smoky bars or awkward setups from your aunt. It’s parked on a virtual lot next to a thousand other vehicles, all shouting: “Low mileage! Great paint job! Serious inquiries only!”
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
Why My Underwear Is on Your Radiator: A Sincere Apology. Runner-Up in Sorry About That Challenge.
Please accept my sincerest apology for my underwear on your radiator, I know we’ve never met. But when the door was opened at seven in the evening, you were occupied with your friend, the trash, and the dog. It was the only thing I could leave behind before our unprecedented introduction could occur.
By Caitlin Charlton7 months ago in Humor
I Tried to Fix My Life… So I Took a Nap Instead
It all started with a plan. A simple, realistic, completely achievable plan. I was going to fix my life. ⸻ I had written it down the night before. Not in a dramatic, life-changing journal—but on a random piece of paper I found near my desk.
By Mariana Farias7 months ago in Humor
Survival of the Wittiest: Was Human Language Driven by Humour?
According to a daring new study that was published in PNAS Nexus, human language evolution was motivated by wit rather than just the necessity to survive. Ljiljana Progovac, a linguist at Wayne State University, suggests that sexual selection actively favoured quick-wittedness, or the capacity to connect words in smart, humorous ways. It's possible that our predecessors joked their way into sophisticated language.
By Francis Dami7 months ago in Humor
The Housing Market is on Fire... Literally. Rent Comes with Free Marshmallows Now.
Welcome, You Brave Homeless Souls Congratulations, reader. If you’re viewing this newsletter, it means you can still afford Wi-Fi… Cherish that… Because according to Zillow, the average rent for a one-bedroom apartment is now an arm and a leg, one functioning kidney, a vial of dragon’s blood, and three Funko Pops from 2018.
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
