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Seven LGBTQ Clichés Over Christmas
[DRAFT] At the Mud Creek Saloon in Eagle River, I see American flags on the walls, pitchers of beer on the bar, and drawn-out guitar solos ring in my ears. From what I've seen on TV, this is the type of place where they kick the shit out of gay characters. Or shoot them dead in the parking lot.
By Scott Christenson🌴3 years ago in Humor
Pickleball Dementia
Attention all Pickleball players, have you ever heard or suffered from the latest craze that has taken the Pickleball community by storm - “pickleball dementia”? No, it’s not a medical condition, but a hilarious joke that’s currently circulating around the Pickleball world. It’s a term used to describe the forgetfulness that comes from playing hours and hours of this addictive sport. In other words, it’s when you forget your own name after a long day of Pickleball. If you’ve experienced it, you know the struggle all too well. If you haven’t, keep reading to find out more about this phenomenon or maybe you had pickleball dementia and forgot about it.
By Jason Baril3 years ago in Humor
The Great Race
Summary: Join Fox, Hare, and Tortoise in this hilarious comedy as they embark on an epic journey filled with wit, humor, and unexpected twists. It's a race like no other, where the contestants will need to rely on their unique strengths and cunning to outsmart each other. Who will emerge victorious, and who will learn valuable lessons along the way? Get ready for a laughter-filled adventure that will entertain and warm your heart.
By Barnabas Payam3 years ago in Humor
Carry On: S1 E4 • Heater . Content Warning.
FADE IN INT. FINNEY’S HOUSE - EVENING FINNEY lives in a medium size house just a few miles from the base. His wife, INGRID watches him serve dinner. She has eyes of the bluest skies and platinum blonde hair and waist like a pencil. Her skin is like fresh cream. She is thirty-two.
By Skyler Saunders3 years ago in Humor
Very Funny Cheesy Pick Up Lines that are Guaranteed to Get a Laugh Every Time
Dive into our definitive guide on "Very Funny Cheesy Pick Up Lines that are guaranteed to get a laugh every time". Get ready to laugh out loud, and spread smiles with our handpicked jokes!
By CityStateInfo (New Media)3 years ago in Humor
Belts With Holes Are Dead
In one possible dystopian future the fall of man was brought about not by a nuclear holocaust or alien invasion, nor by a biological agent unleashing a zombie plague or a global economic collapse, but rather by an event so mundane, so random, so seemingly inconsequential that not even the wisest of men could have predicted it. This is the world of belts with holes are dead. A world ended when the last belt with holes suddenly disappeared from our planet earth. A hellish nightmarescape where the ability to keep one’s pants up even if they are too large is no longer an option for most. The rich seclude themselves in future belt enclaves where they live in relative luxury and wear whatever size pants within +/- two sizes they desire while the poor live in squalor, suffering from constant pants droppage or doing anything they can to just get by. The lowest of these, the so called “below the knee cutters” are the worst off by far. Their misery was so great that they actually took scissors to every pair of pants they owned and cut them off below the knees. Sick I know, do not read on if you are faint of heart. The only hope left are the so called Pioneers of Future Belts. Will they arrive in time to save our once beautiful planet and usher in a utopian paradise where everyone, regardless of means, can choose to wear whatever pants they want, no matter the waist size or inseam length? These stories represent the collected works of just some of the people who lived through those dark times. Pray their future does not become our own.
By Everyday Junglist3 years ago in Humor
Fishing Fiasco
Once upon a time, in the small town of Willowbrook, there lived two best friends named John and Peter. These two buddies were known throughout the town for their mischievous antics and their uncanny ability to find themselves in hilarious situations.
By Barnabas Payam3 years ago in Humor
