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🌀 The Day Gravity Took a Vacation. AI-Generated.
📌 When the World Turned Upside Down Most days, gravity is something we take for granted. It holds us down, keeps our coffee in our mugs, and ensures that we don’t drift into the stratosphere while tying our shoelaces. But what if, for just one day, gravity decided it had had enough? What if, without warning, it simply… quit?
By Ahmet Kıvanç Demirkıranabout a year ago in Humor
A Book, A Beer, And A Secret
He was always like this. Homework was done late at night, on the bus or in the schoolyard, and as for exams, well that was just the same.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred about a year ago in Humor
The Voice from the Coffee Machine
Andrei woke up half an hour later than planned. He grumpily hit the alarm clock, which had once again become the enemy of his morning, and yawned as he headed to the kitchen. The only thing that could bring him back to life was a strong, hot cup of coffee.
By Nataliya Vdovenkoabout a year ago in Humor
The Great Avocado Uprising
It all started with a simple grocery run. Greg just wanted an avocado. That was it. A single, ripe, reasonably priced avocado. Maybe some chips. But fate, or perhaps the avocados themselves, had other plans.
By Faceless Limabout a year ago in Humor
The Closest Exit May Be Behind You. Runner-Up in Absurdist Awakening Challenge.
My ponytail whipped behind me as I sprinted to Terminal C. There was no way I could miss my connecting flight. Dodging screaming children and reckless travelers, I stumbled to gate C24. The jetway was empty.
By Alyssa Mussoabout a year ago in Humor
Digesting Words
Heavy rain continues to pour, creating red puddles of goo. I don’t have another name for it. It has the consistency of blood, but I’m unwilling to investigate.
By JBazabout a year ago in Humor
Aisles of Absurdity
In the sleepy town of Quirkville, where even the lampposts hummed forgotten jazz tunes, a perfectly ordinary Tuesday morning was about to be transformed into a spectacle of absurdity. Harold, an unassuming accountant with a penchant for mismatched socks, set out for his weekly grocery run, unaware that destiny had conspired to rewire the fabric of his mundane existence.
By Cai Foxabout a year ago in Humor
Johnny McGory. Top Story - March 2025.
Shall I tell you a story about Johnny McGory? Shall I begin it? That’s all that’s in it. Oh, don’t go pulling such a face on me. That one always made you laugh when you were a kid, and I don’t mean to imply that you’re a goat now. Ahh, there’s a smile.
By Alexander McEvoyabout a year ago in Humor
The Dad Joke Showdown
It was a quiet Friday evening at Charlie’s apartment. The kind of night where the air outside was crisp, and inside, the only thing louder than the hum of the refrigerator was the laughter of friends gathering for what could only be described as “The Ultimate Dad Joke Showdown.”
By Chxseabout a year ago in Humor
The Unlucky Lucky Guy
Ryan Phillips had never been an average guy. In fact, he wasn’t even close. Most people got their fair share of good days and bad days. Ryan, however, had an unusual problem. He was ridiculously, unfairly lucky. And it was ruining his life.
By Chxseabout a year ago in Humor
Excuse You!
I rushed through the closing doors of the grocery store, grabbing a basket without stopping. The season finale of Single’s Island was going to be on in forty minutes, and I needed to grab my snacks quickly before I missed a chance to watch it live. If I missed even just a few minutes of it, I wouldn’t be able to live tweet about it, and I would come across spoilers before I had a chance to stream it.
By Lisa Lupoabout a year ago in Humor
A Funny Thing Happened to Me After Work the Other Day
I’m about to dust off a real old vaudevillian chestnut. A funny thing happened to me after work the other day… You always hear that line or some variation of it on TV or in movies whenever they bring out a hacky comedian—“A funny thing happened to me on the way over here…”, “A funny thing happened to me the other day…”—and it’s always followed by some really corny old joke that’s been done to death like, “A funny thing happened to me on my way here to tonight: a guy comes up to me and he says, ‘I haven’t had a bite in days!’ So I bit him!” or “A funny thing happened to me on the way here: a guy walks up to me and he says he hasn’t tasted food in over a month, so I says to him, ‘Don’t worry; it still tastes the same.’”
By Frank Macalusoabout a year ago in Humor