B's Of the Big Bad Bald Guy
Oh baby, is this a guy thing?
What should I write about today, John? The three B's! Breakfast, backrub and a bj! Anything else? Well, boobs, and behinds? And? Bikes, bed, brunch, brownies, a bunch of things, all that start with B!
So here goes...
B is for boy
Big bad John is a boy
in an old man's body
He wants the 3 B's, everyday
What a big surprise, it's each day
I say, boy, who will give that to you?
I say, big and bad, you are on your own...
He goes for a boob grab.
No, no, no, bad boy
The boy will sneak up
as I fill my cup
then he is pressing on my backside
I say, Boy, it's not Sunday
He will calm down for a bit
But, that doesn't stop him one bit
Better make plans to get out of the house
He will cool down once I'm out of the house
Not! Big bad John will be at it again
He misses me, says the boy. Let's play, okay!
Don't you have work to do? Yes, with you!
Good thing he isn't the boy all the time
Author's Note: I thought this may fit the filthy, the marriage, confessions, humans, humor, or men communities but those communities all require 600 words. Not doing that! So, Poets get this one!
John laughed the whole time I was reading it to him, so I think he has no problem with my sharing this with all of you!
About the Creator
Denise E Lindquist
Retired, working part-time as a Native American culture consultant. I have an MSE, and an ABD. I write on Vocal, and Facebook. Poetry, non-fiction mostly, and working on fiction. Wife, mother, grandmother, and great grandmother.
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