#100 Things in 20 Minutes II: The Reckoning
my bravado was mistaken as well...therefore I returned to the field of battle
By Rob AngeliPublished 10 months ago • Updated 10 months ago • 3 min read
7
Share
Jackson Pollock: Untitled, 1951
Brought to you by the author of "Obscenity on the Walls," and in partnership with Dawn dish-soap (it's good for ducks), as well as 1001 other tragicomic sponsors with both kinds of masks;
Presenting:
[In the same place! with the same coffee-mug! with the same goddamn dog yipping in the apartment next door!]
#100 THINGS IN 20 MINUTES II: THE RECKONING
on your mark
get set
go!!!
- That dog again
- Will it never
- Other Thoughts
- It actually just stopped
- 4 thoughts of dog in 1
- dog=god
- they were wrong, it's not a trinity it's a quadrinity
- we create the world with our thoughts
- we create our thoughts with our words
- therefore wordworld?
- topsy-turvy
- so tired
- it hurts makes for
- a world of tired
- and world of hurt
- ergo sum
- therefore I am
- same thought thrice
- that's cheating
- I admit it
- but i had to think it
- therefore I am
- at least I exist
- and you exist
- what a comfort?
- Good Start now
- Other thoughts follow
- Pep
- Zeal, even in spectral disorder
- the same black coffee mug
- is a different thought
- and reflecting upon that different thought
- is also a different thought
- My cat is helping me with my spectral disorders
- Her name is Livia Messalina Augusta
- Part tabby
- Part ginger
- Part calico
- she is strange-looking
- but beautiful
- Livia Drusilla Augusta and
- {Something} Messalina Augusta
- are 2 Roman Empresses
- She gets her name from
- Livia Drusilla Augusta was known for her cunning and state-craft
- Messalina was known for her wild sex orgies
- Livia's Husband was Augustus Caesar
- They both divorced their previous spouses to marry each other
- Augustus who was Octavian slept with Julius Caesar as a boy, in order to get his fortune
- according to Mark Antony [it worked]
- Messalina, wife of Claudius Caesar used to have "contests"
- Against seasoned prostitutes at drunken orgies
- and often won!
- both very different characters
- and neither of them like my Cat
- Orange stripes on tabby
- Absinthe pastilles from Italy
- It's candy on the desk
- Livia Drusilla Augusta was deified officially by the Roman State
- as the DIVA.LIVIA.AVGVSTA
- theoretically her deified spirit could be living in my Cat
- Just kidding.
- She's fixed so she's not much like Messalina
- I do not know Messalina's first name
- she was not officially deified by the Roman State
- Shame, such epic orgies she held
- This time, I might make 100
- Might
- (That's cheating)
- Mind went blank after all that Roman debauchery
- And a work's day
- I mean a day's work
- Never mind
- Almosting it...
- The Reckoning!
- The chilling and meaningless climax of
- the multifariously entertaining wiles of
- unconvincingly scheming to
- (It's all coming apart now)
- Doesn't matter, keep going!
- On second thought
- now that i think of it
- it's not a crime to think it
- thoughts are like roses
- not a dime a dozen
- Time is nearing,
- but our stalwart heroes
- still have a chance
- of defeating the bad guys
- of finding true love
- of drifting off to sleep peacefully at night
- in improv that goes on
- and on
- bearing the mere structural vestiges of the narrative experience
- Onward ho, I might exceed 100 thoughts in 20
- 108 is a sacred number in Hinduism
- Maybe I'll reach moksha?
- O lord Ganesha
- The One-toothed
- the pot-bellied
- The dog again, but we know that's a problem. Find the solution.
- Eat sweetcakes
- pistachio ice cream
- NEVER dog meat
- I still have 5 whole minutes, whoa!
- Remover of Obstacles
- Placer of Obstructions
- You gotta stop somewhere, so OM.
We did not clean this up, so take it as it comes. Despite the profusion of Dawn dishsoap our partners provided us with.
If you want something dirty to clean up, mostly extracted from graffitti:
About the Creator
Rob Angeli
sunt lacrimae rerum et mentem mortalia tangunt
There are tears of things, and mortal objects touch the mind.
-Virgil Aeneid I.462
Comments (6)
I've got a question: does your cat respond only to her full name?:D
Holy hell, I feel like you scrambled my brains, Rob. Great job on this one. I think I really did experience the firing of neurons first hand! Wild! That Rome section was absolutely BONKERS. I keep picturing your apartment as a hodge podge of antiquity, the cats dressed as Greek goddesses (or maybe prostitutes...?). The way you think feels like you've tattooed the pages of history onto your soul, and so how could your living space NOT reflect that too? Sorry, I'm rambling. Told you my brains were scrambled. How many languages do you know? I'm burning with curiosity after reading your pieces that include italian, french, and latin... That intro, though---had me rolling! You sir, are an entertainer. 😂 "Presenting: [In the same place! with the same coffee-mug! with the same goddamn dog yipping in the apartment next door!]"
Wow!!! You did and more!!! Keep the cat and someone needs to quiet that dog!!!❤️❤️💕
Omg, what a mish mash of mashiness. How will I ever read everything there is to read. This was a crazy, mfr ride. You surpassed 100, good vibes dude!
Awesome 👍 🤣💥
‘The dog again…’ is my favorite aside amidst the debauchery