6 HYSTERICAL WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR HUSBAND

I will be the firsts to admit , I love to annoy my husband. On most days I am just bored and need something to give me amusement. Like while your husband is in the shower, getting a whole bunch of flour and throwing it on him while he is still in the shower. And then run away laughing and laughing. And then upon finding his underwear on the floor you take chocolate pudding and smear that into the middle of those underwear. To make sure it looks like he------ his pants. Funny stuff right. I thought so. Well if you are ready I will let you have a list of my favorite things to do that annoy your husband.

1. Hiding the remote: We all watch our husbands after a long day at work sit and watch television. We sit there and watch as the remote actually becomes an extension of his hand. While he sits thumbing through channel after channel his mind becomes full of incredible power. For he shall decide what we are watching tonight. Suddenly he puts the remote down and there is your opportunity. You grab the remote giggling to yourself and hid it from him in such an obvious spot. You watch as he searches for it frantically He ask you if you have seen it , to which you will reply no. He looks under couches, chair to no avail as you keep giggling to yourself. After enough time goes by go ahead and hand him the remote saying you found it, you will be his hero.

2. Putting cold feet on his legs when he gets warm: Just look at him all warm and cozy over there. He looks so comfortable and peaceful. Your feet are like ice. I mean man they are freezing cold. In the dead of winter it is normal to to have cold feet. Looks like he is about ready to fall asleep . Or is he? You slide your feet right over his leg. He is awake now. He may say "your feet are cold" and your reply should be "sorry baby". So now you wait. He slides his body back underneath the covers. And you laugh because your darned of feet are just the right kinda cold. He is looking peaceful again. Should you do it, should you put your cold feet on his leg? Yes you should you think to your self. And you do it you put your cold feet on his legs . He jumps up and asks whats going on. He says" your feet are like two ice cubes flopping around under the covers." You laugh and laugh and repeat the process for your amusement.

3. Repeatedly say his name over and over. So you want to be like Stewie on the show Family Guy. Just like him trying to get his mother's attention. You are trying to get somebody's attention as well. Go ahead and try it Stewie says "mom mom", so you can say something like "Dave, Dave," over and over. I have done it and then laughed and laughed hysterically at the whole scene, because you eventually they are gonna yell "What!". And then you can say something like "Oh nothing," yes that is even more irritating.

4. Steal his favorite sweat pants: Let's face it those sweat pants look alot better on you than they ever are on him. And besides that they sure are comfortable. And you are the main one who need the comfortable clothing in the family. Just picture it, you walking around styling in those sharp looking sweat pants. What does he know about fashion anyway? Nothing he wanted to buy them because they were on sale or something. Go ahead and take the sweat pants, put them on. Once you do it is like you are in or something. It is like you can wear any cool thing he has and he can't say one word about it. If he should happen to ask why you are wearing the sweat pant, just tell him it is laundry day or something. He will say no more in fact he will think he is doing you a favor. When he least expects it put them in your dresser drawer, then just like that they are yours.

5. Offer to find out whether or not blue balls are real: For those that don't know blue balls is a condition where a male has an erection without having an orgasm. It is said that they turn a slight blue color. I have never seen it happen, don't know if it is real. I do know on thing the mention of blue balls will cause your husband to become irritated. I for one find the term hysterical . Not because I want to see the hubby hurt down there but the word is funny man. And just think about bringing it up imagine saying it go ahead. Your husband will look at you like you lost your mind. For the of anything happening to his favorite appendage is enough to cause pure panic in him, and can you really blame the guy. Nope but still it is enough to give yourself and good laugh and keep your amused.

And there you have it a list of 5 perfectly good things you can do to irritate your husband with. Go ahead and try them, there is no harm in having a little fun. Just remember to tease with love. And don't give out what you can't take. Husbands have there own special list of ways to irritate there wives as well.