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Geek satire, comedy, and all things satirical in the geek universe.
JUST PICK A FU*KING SHOW
In a world with 20 different streaming services available at our fingertips, I find myself wondering how many of us are so impossibly indecisive about what we want to watch. Scrolling between Hulu, Netflix, Prime video, HBO Go and even Crackle. I will look at and read previews for 30 to 40 different movies and shows that Im 90% sure I will never ever in my life watch, let alone see through til the end.
By Tyler Johnson7 years ago in Geeks
'Jojo Rabbit'
SPOLIERS ARE AHEAD SO IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE PLEASE STOP READING NOW. Jojo Rabbit is an interesting film to say the least. It is a film based during the time of World War II in Germany. It focuses on this 10-year-old boy, Jojo, who is an aspiring Nazi fanatic wanting to be in the personal protection service of Hitler. The twist of it is that Jojo has an imaginary friend, who so happens to be Hitler himself. The plot takes an unforeseen twist, as Jojo finds out that his mom is hiding a Jewish girl in their house. Instead of turning her in, he decides to write a book to help other spot Jews.
By Hannah Elliott7 years ago in Geeks
The Clownmaid's Tale
Crustbuk the Clown slammed his tumbler of Scotch onto the table. “Bring me my rust wig,” he growled. Ofcrust the Clownmaid obediently started to search through the giant walk-in closet full of well-used clown paraphernalia. As a High Clown of the Clownsortium, Crustbuk had a massive collection of the highest quality wigs, floppy shoes, and vividly colored plastic noses all heaped up along with the other required accouterments of a well-rounded clown in his expansive closet.
By Brian K. Henry8 years ago in Geeks
Table Read
The director sat at the head of the long table wearing a large smile and a dark green shirt that complemented his deep tan. “The casting job was amazing, Percy.” He spoke in a low tone to the screenwriter, seated at his right side and looking unrested in a ragged pullover shirt and three days of beard stubble. “You won’t believe it. Felice found the perfect actor for every part. She went like three extra miles to be mega-diverse, with a capital m-d.”
By Brian K. Henry8 years ago in Geeks
'Happy Tree Friends,' Sounds Convincing Right? Think Again
Okay, so before I start, I have to ask you a question, what do you think of when you read "Happy Tree Friends?" I think of bright blue skies, flowers, butterflies, and cute little animals playing around. But what if I told you that the case is the complete opposite........
By justalilpeachy 8 years ago in Geeks
'Octonauts': The Dark Secret They Don't Want You To Know
Octonauts is an adorable show, beloved by many children, and it's inspired by seminal sci-fi series, making it ideal for geek parents to put on for their children. It teaches kids about animals in a way that's both fun and smart. But it is undeniable, Octonauts has some weird shit in it.
By Eden Roquelaire8 years ago in Geeks
‘In Emma’s Footsteps’ Is Undoubtedly the Greatest Film Ever —Since ‘Meet the Mormons,’ of Course (Satire)
We’re lucky to be seeing anything in cinema that rivals Meet the Mormons, but now we have in In Emma’s Footsteps. Because Mormonism is supremely interesting to talk about over any other subject, it’s really not even possible for any other film to match the power of these movies.
By Rhett Wilkinson8 years ago in Geeks
Madea Gets Political As The White House Communications Director On Fallon
Tyler Perry's Madea brought her hilarity to the stage in the 1999 play I Can Do Bad All By Myself. She followed that with a string of successful movies that came full circle when she took the podium as the new White House Communications Director on The Tonight Show. Tall, loud, and rude, Madea didn't pull any punches when she said she was Donald Trump's new Communications Director because "all the other sorry asses got fired."
By The Television Time Capsule9 years ago in Geeks
