satire
Science fiction satire presented to mock the many generations of society.
- Top Story - September 2017
Study Says That the Top 2% of Intelligent People Share the Same Article on Social Media.
Mike Study, of Mooresville, Alabama, and Mind Unleashed subscriber, released his results of a two-second observation he made on Facebook today. He claimed that only the most intelligent share the same article - this one. This article that you are reading right now. Yes... This.
M.P. LaluepPublished 7 years ago in Futurism A Million Angry Faces
2050 - An obituary-writing company sends its carefully constructed pieces to celebrities before they die, so that the star can approve the text. In this modern super-era of media-constructed status and personality, a good obit can go a long way…
Rajendra ShepherdPublished 7 years ago in FuturismMyrmidon
Myrmidon :oR: The Organ Damage of Puppet Shows Dexter Opopanax Jr was a ventricle who suddenly gained sentience and burst from the chest of his father, Dexter Opopanax Sr., splitting off from the other three fourths of his heart through blood and bone to be born two days before Christmas, killing his father instantly, on his birthday by coincidence, now the birthday of both beings. Cecily Opopanax, who’d been checking ovulation charts for optimum fertility, now splattered with blood from the emerging ventricle, heard the eviscerated organ speaking, tube edges coming together as a mouth: “You are my mom. What adventures you must have planned for me!”
F. Simon GrantPublished 7 years ago in FuturismWhen You Go to the 21st Century
When you go to the 21st Century, you have to take MONEY with you. If you don't take money with you, you will die. You get money from BANKS who give out the money so that people won't starve or be unhappy.
Kevin McClintockPublished 7 years ago in FuturismGone and Forgotten
So eventually the dust settles and lo and behold, the earth was a scorched, scarred mess. This is the result of two infantile men with tiny penises, seeing who had the biggest rockets.
Michael BlairPublished 7 years ago in FuturismSoccer for Martians
Two opposing parties attempt to rid itself of a loathsome creature by stunning it and storing it in a net controlled by the opposing party.
Kevin McClintockPublished 7 years ago in FuturismThe Invisible Mummy
The Invisible Mummy was having another bad day. He’d been causing disturbances at the used car dealership, making mild bits of mayhem by disconnecting computers from wall sockets, smearing windows with bandage grease and pushing Mini Coopers out of their parking spaces. But the inattentive car dealers were too bored, distracted or hungover to notice his disruptions. When, using all of his strength, he managed to push a Mini Cooper to the edge of the lot, shoving it up against the rusty chain that surrounded the place, one pudgy salesman finally took notice.
Brian K. HenryPublished 7 years ago in FuturismRavings of the Mad
If you are wondering why is it that i put matchstick men under subtitle it's because this is... Well you can figure it out.
Seth WojciechowskiPublished 7 years ago in FuturismThe Wrong Man...
Few remember those times when a man’s word was his bond and even the rogue had honour enough when caught to own up to his deeds. No cowardly denials then; no weaselling whines from men wriggling like worms on a hook in their efforts to defray paying the time to fit their crime – but “Fair cop, governor! You have me bang to rights!”
David GrayPublished 7 years ago in FuturismThe Clowns of the Moon
Langston grimly watched the sad-looking clowns go through their routines. The dire moon, with its grey valleys and thin ponds of aquamarine goo, had enough difficulties, the inhabitants eking out an existence from mined stones and subsisting on common dehydrated fruits and flat slabs of compressed meat simulations, without being reminded of the drearier side of life by downbeat performances.
Brian K. HenryPublished 7 years ago in FuturismPrimordial Beginnings
A preface of sorts, although the concept is then incongruous: “Without motion, time could not exist. The static is eternal, the dynamic bounded by time. Energy and matter, at their most elemental, require some space, or so it would seem, even if but infinitesimal”.
Guillermo CalvoPublished 7 years ago in FuturismPurgatoReality
Chapter X Excerpted from the PurgatoReality Manual and User's Guide 2nd Edition, PurgatoReality Press, Copyright 15 Anno Purgatorium by the PurgatoReality Corporation. All rights reserved. Violators will be prosecuted. This means you.
Bill BehrendtPublished 7 years ago in Futurism