satire
Science fiction satire presented to mock the many generations of society.
- Top Story - February 2021
Is the Fault in YOUR Stars?
It’s easy to make fun of astrology enthusiasts, but when it comes right down to it, a lot of the population readily engages with the predictions and descriptions they entail. Admit it, even if you are someone who preaches about how dumb zodiac signs are every day, you secretly know what yours is and have looked into your readings at least once in your life.
J. R. LowePublished 3 years ago in Futurism Divine Intervention
Seriously, this actually happened to me. As you may have already heard. Believe it or not, I actually did beat Jesus at tournament darts! Yes, you read it correctly, I mean, “That Jesus”, The Son of God, you know, the famous guy with the long brown hair, well groomed beard and mustache, centuries ago, they even wrote a world wide best seller all about him. I won the $25,000 cash prize, and I obviously lived to tell you about it.
We Don't Want Your Kind
Party Leader of Mars for Martians released a statement shortly after the historic landing of the rover, Perseverance. My fellow Martians,
Robert AllenPublished 3 years ago in FuturismBitcoin- When Ledgers are Born
The origin of Bitcoin is as much a part of the legend as its current value. Shrouded in a cloak of mystery, its creator is an enigma worthy of a tale befitting contemporary heroes like Martin Luther King Jr., Nelson Mandela, Ruth Bader Ginsberg, or Batman; history defining characters, whose collective actions focused the hearts and minds of others to strive for something more, something better. This is their story, documented through hundreds of hours of research and collected from the deepest, darkest corners of the internet…
JJ SandlerPublished 3 years ago in FuturismExtinction Collusion
. Extinction Collusion . NHLM "No Human Life Matters!" . Not only is human life NOT sacred, It NEVER ever really was...
Ross E Fortune LombardiPublished 3 years ago in FuturismOperation Hubris
To Order comrade Generals!” Silence descended immediately upon the room at the command of Chairman General Hu Janito as he announced his entry. The Paramount leader of the People’s Republic of China, the People’s Liberation Army and the Central Military Commission, the true seat of China’s power. The eight members and three vice chairmen of the commission had been awaiting Janito’s arrival, discussing how influences had been successful in the American sub prime mortgage market, and how the “silly Yankees” had been so besotted with money, they could not see the danger they were in. It was just a matter of time now.
Rob ChapmanPublished 3 years ago in FuturismLarry King…Dead
“You were born Lawrence Zeiger in Brooklyn, to Jennie Gitlitz and Aaron Zeiger.” “That’s right. My father died of a heart attack when I was nine and a half – I was -- that was a blow to me. I took it as leaving me. I was very hurt. My father died, that killed me. I mean that...”
Ted StrikerPublished 3 years ago in FuturismAlice's Day Off
Alice walked home after work, the same route in the same mood on the same streets she had walked over & over. Today felt as ordinary as any other day. With her headphones in and head down Alice plodded along, business as usual. But today was no ordinary day. Today, would turn out to be the most extraordinary day of Alice’s life.
Kinder Cosmic
Some time later when Luna has all but given up hope on establishing a profitable relationship with these newfound extraterrestrial lifeforms:
Farren BlackwellPublished 3 years ago in FuturismDropping Burroughs
"I get all my papers and smile at the sky For I know that the hypnotized never lie " The Who In the early evening warmth of summer, in the well-groomed and manicured back yard of an upper crust neighborhood came three young people; two young men and a young woman. To suggest that they were furtive about their entrance may be going too far, at least inasmuch as they seemed to hurry to the gazebo by the lake where they might not be overheard. Yet they cast no wary glances about them. They did not minimize their body language to give hidden watchers the impression that they could be anyone. They were silent while they crossed the cleverly mowed lawn, however, apparently satisfied to wait until they gained the destination to broach the topic of their meeting.
H. Robert MacPublished 3 years ago in FuturismThe Crappy Species of HUMANITY in a Nutshell!
. The Crappy Species of HUMANITY in a Nutshell! . Spoiler: This is not really just 'a lazy mindless list' - HUNT for the jokes and the dark bits!
Ross E Fortune LombardiPublished 3 years ago in FuturismLET’S MAKE UP A CONSPIRACY THEORY! I am going to outright make shit up and lie by saying...
AUTHOR'S NOTE: THIS IS NOT, IN ITSELF A CONSPIRACY THEORY! IT IS A SPOOF, A LIE, A POKE, - AT HOW EASY IT IS TO MAKE BELIEVABLE CONSPIRACY THEORIES UP!
Ross E Fortune LombardiPublished 3 years ago in Futurism