food
How food can play into your love life. What foods to use in bed, what foods turn her on, and what foods to avoid.
The Woman with the Food Fetish
One day while out in the park, Richard spotted a gorgeous woman visiting a hot dog vendor’s cart. She was amazing looking and he was very intrigued. He watched her from a distance as she ordered a hot dog and a drink. Once she collected her food, Richard watched as she wandered over to a nearby bench to sit.
Brandi PaynePublished 5 years ago in FilthyFeed Your Sexual Appetite
If that picture doesn't make you hungry for a hung—er—Sundae, then there needs to be another discussion had about the fluidity of sexual attraction. Just in case you weren't aware, when Chris Evans turns around in the movie, there is a banana in his bum. If that isn't homoeroticism at it's finest, then what is? All of this leads us to think about what foods are an excellent addition to sex.
Edward AndersonPublished 5 years ago in FilthyI'm Here to Serve...
I've always believed that because I'm a writer, a free thinker, an artist with words let's say, I'm always put in a situation where I'm observing something that I could turn into a great story. Whether I'm on public transportation and overhear a conversation or walk down a street and all of a sudden notice something, there's always something going on that raises my eyebrows, makes me pay attention, notate everything going on and quietly pass judgment while I create a scenario in my head. Sounds like a lot right?! It is. I cannot help that there's always something going on around me; I just go with the flow ya feel me?! Well, this particular blog is a direct descendant of one of the many HAPPENINGS that happen around me. I gotta say, things like this keep my days from ever getting dull.
Tips to Make Semen Taste Better
Spit or swallow? When it comes to giving head, many women are faced with the problem of what to do once the man ejaculates. Do they spit it into a tissue? Or do they just swallow it before reaching for their water bottle on the nightstand? Either way, they are left with that taste in their mouth and the desire to brush their teeth. If women know that their men like oral sex, then it’s a good idea for men to make sure that the woman enjoys it too. One of the most common complaints is that the woman doesn’t like the taste of semen. What men put into their body is likely to impact on the flavor of their sperm and semen. So with that in mind, it’s time for women to start handing out some fruit salad to their men before they start giving head.
Filthy StaffPublished 8 years ago in FilthyBest Fruit and Veggie Pick Up Lines
One liners are the bread and butter of those who have very little game or a whole lot of confidence. Despite their natural cheesiness they can often be quite hilarious (and therefore effective). Most of us have heard a few pick up line favorites from “hey girl, do you have a quarter I can borrow, because I promised I’d call my mama when I fell in love” to “did you fall from the sky, because you are an angel” to more inappropriate versions like, “did you spray your pants with Windex, because I can see myself in them.” I know, total barf. However, there are people out there who are convinced they will hook the love of their life with one creative line.
Jus L'amorePublished 8 years ago in FilthyThese Food Porn Photos Will Make You Lose Your Appetite
Food porn is not for the spoiled elite. It is for the luscious lovelies with berry bush and peppery tastes. Like fresh cantaloup, scooped out and filled with cottage cheese, food porn can feel fresh and fulfilling. The French are known to tongue a pepper before cunnilingus and Israelis take a lick on a sliced avocado. The rotten batches are discarded, often on the floor. Steady stems, slightly squeezable, make a great foundation for food porn. The banana is the king of the fruit porn pasture. Slowly peeling off his sheath, the banana exposes itself to the lips of an often green, shiny head of lettuce. Bursting through its skin, the banana fits perfectly with everything from peanut butter to creamy yogurt. Food porn is only a few steps away, from bedroom to kitchen, where a plethora of pleasure begins by opening a door. A refrigerator door opens up to the vast supply of sexual accoutrements for the culinary challenged.
Lizzie BoudoirPublished 8 years ago in FilthyDo Aphrodisiacs Work?
I made the mistake of reading up on so-called aphrodisiacs, or love potions, after eating a hearty lunch. The portions that gullible people have downed in an attempt to increase sexual prowess would turn innards. Or perhaps you would refer a concoction of dead bees tossed in a bottle with a little liquid, sealed, left to disintegrate for a couple of months, and then shaken well and swallowed. Or would you be tempted by a serving of powdered partridge brains? If I had to drink those mixtures I would be crawling into a sick bed instead of a love bed. Most of the world must agree with me, for these ancient brews have fallen out of favor. Fear not though, mother nature has not let you down, aphrodisiacs abound.
Lizzie BoudoirPublished 8 years ago in Filthy