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He pulled her to him. Eager. Willing. Needy. Hard. Her skin was soft to touch and was silky smooth under his finger-tips. He peeled off her clothes… Top, skirt, panties and held back his gasp of desire. She was beautiful to look at. Beautiful to his needy eyes. Every flawed inch of her was perfect in his sight and he loved it. He loved her.
By Michael Agwu3 years ago in Filthy
5 Erotica Writers Who Are Taking Medium by Storm
I’m incredibly grateful for my audience, and I know what it’s like to just get started on a new platform. Therefore, to give back to the community and support fellow writers of erotica, I put together a list of 5 super hot stories authored by new writers on Medium.
By Lola Sense3 years ago in Filthy
SEXUAL ESCAPADE
All Yewande could do was watch as Haruna pushed and worked his cock more and more inside her. “Oh my gawd. Oh baby. Ow, baby, it hurts.” Yewande cried, vainly pushing away from him. “Relax, sugar. Just relax and let Daddy take care of you.” Haruna said, holding her close. Two inches. “Go easy, Daddy. Please, go easy.” She pleaded with a tear dripping down her cheek. Three inches. “Relax, just relax.” Haruna kissed the tears away from her face, kissed her, snugged his head against hers and then continued his invasion of her tight pussy. Four inches, five inches. “Haruna.” Yewande gasped with love in her voice. “I feel you so big inside me. Just look at that cock going inside me. It hurts so bad, but I love it.” The five inches of his cock inside her now was driving her pussy wild. She imagined it felt like a freight train crashing into her in slow motion. More and more of him entered, stretching her pussy till she thought he was going to rip her skin. She didn’t know what felt more extreme. The feeling she had when he pushed it in, or the feeling she had when he stroked it back–pulling and rubbing the inside of her pussy with it as it moved. “Haruna…Haruna.” Yewande stared at his cock entering her. “I feel so full.” More tears from Yewande followed by more tender kisses from Haruna. She placed her hand on his face and stroked it, thankful that he was such a wonderful lover. She knew it would have been easy to drive himself in and rip her. Instead, he took his time, working her pussy until it felt stretched enough for more. It hurt, but it also felt better than anything she had ever imagined. It was so hot, so full inside her. “I’m stretching. Oh my gawd, I’m stretching.” Yewande cried. “I’m taking care of you, sweet baby,” Haruna said. “You’re getting a little bit more stretched that I think you can take faster now.” “No, no. I don’t think I can.” Yewande said. “Yes you can baby, I got you. Don’t worry. I got you.” “Okay, baby, whatever you say. Oooooh. Just keep fucking me.” She replied. Six inches, seven inches. “Oh my gawd. Oh my gawd.” Yewande whimpered. “You are killing me. How can you get it all in? I’m so full. I can’t take it.” Eight inches, nine inches. “Ooooooh myyyyyy gaaaaaawd.” She said as her fingers dug into Haruna’s arms. “My pussy is soooo full of your black cock.” Ten inches, eleven inches. “Ooooh, ooooh, yeah, yeah. Oh daaddy.” Yewande moaned between gasps. Finally, twelve inches. “Ow. Ouch. Oww my gawd it hurt. It HURTS.” Yewande screamed. “Yes, Haruna. Oh yeah it hurts. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh yes. Oooooh, Haruna. I’m so full. I never imagined.” Haruna’s entire cock was buried inside Yewande. Her pussy stretched and shook with the massive member throbbing in her. She was in disbelief at the sight of her pussy speared with twelve inches of hot, thick cock. It ploughed in and out, deep inside her. It hurt so bad, but as he continued, her helpless pussy expanded to accommodate him, and it started feeling better and better. “Oh, I love seeing your cock in me.” Yewande said, looking down. “Yes, baby. It looks hot.” Haruna said as he began pushing harder and faster. “Oh, Haruna. That is so good, so full. Don’t stop.” Yewande said as she began to press her hips forward to meet his pelvic thrusts. The increased speed of Haruna’s cock inside Yewande sent ripples of pleasure through her body. She stopped staring at the violation of her pussy and concentrated on the great, wonderful and exciting feeling that was overwhelming her body. She had never felt a man so deep and full inside her. It created in her a sense of intimacy with Haruna she had never experienced with any man, including her husband. Haruna was reaching into places inside her that had never been touched. She pressed her lips against his, clutched his body close to her and experienced a oneness with him she didn’t think possible with another human being. She felt weightless and full of electricity. The pleasure of his cock beating down on her pussy caused her body to tremble from the tips of her fingers to the muscles in her buttocks. “I’m cumming,” she cried. Haruna kept pounding her pussy. “Oh, I’m cumming. Don’t stop, baby. Please.” Yewande was rolled onto her back, and Haruna’s body spread over her. Surrounding her entirely with his arms, he held her as his groin thrust continuously into hers. She felt completely dominated and taken by him and loved it. She held with her arms onto his body; her legs spread wide apart. The whole room seemed to be shaken. Yewande was screaming and howling with joy. “I’m cumming. Arrrggggggh.” Yewande felt her head exploding. “I’ve never cum this long.” What started as one orgasm seemed to roll into another as Haruna slammed his long cock over and over again into Yewande’s pussy. She couldn’t imagine how he could keep going. For the last ten years, she hadn’t had sex longer the fifteen minutes. But Haruna just kept going, pumping his black cock into her now stretched pussy and drawing out orgasm after orgasm from her. “Oh my fucking gawd, this is so good how you are fucking me.” Yewande cried from under her black lover. “Oh my fucking gawd I’m cumming again.” And Yewande did. She looked into his eyes and saw an animal intensity. A single-minded desire to fuck her. She kissed him. Haruna was the lover she was meant to have. The lover she always wanted. She felt like a true woman, taking her female needs from a real man. “I love you, Haruna.” She whimpered. “I love you too, baby.” Haruna grunted as he continued fucking her. This went on for a glorious hour. Yewande never let go of him the entire time. She orgasmed more than she could remember and vaguely recalled hearing the phone ring a few times. Her lousy husband was obviously still trying to reach her. She thought he would probably die if he could see her making nasty, non-stop love to another guy now. Haruna started grunting and heaving with tears in his eyes. He was cumming, too, now. She kissed his tears off him as he had done her and helped his head to her breast. “Oh yes, baby. Cum for me. I want to please you.” She said. Haruna’s body shook, and his cock got harder than ever, if possible. It sends shivers up Yewande’s spine. She could feel his cock vibrating inside her as it spewed his black seed deep into her vagina. “I’m having one,” Haruna said. “Oh yes, baby. Cum for me.” She repeated. “Give me you seed. I want it.” Yewande could tell there was a lot of hot cum pouring into her womb. “I love it,” she said. So much cum pumped into Yewande that part of it squeezed out of her pussy into a frothy mess. The smell of his jizz filled the room. The thought that Haruna’s sperm was swimming in her body, possibly impregnating her, excited her. She enjoyed the thought of carrying his black baby. “Oh I love feeling you cum in me, baby.” “You don’t mind maybe getting pregnant?” Haruna asked. “For you, baby. No. I would be preggers for you.” Yewande said, amazed at the words coming out of her mouth. The two lovers rolled over and snuggled in bed, kissing. Haruna was still inside of her, although his cock felt softer now. He grinds slowly in and out, filling her with a satisfying feeling. Yewande was drenched in sweat and cum. Her body and his glistened. She enjoyed the view in the ceiling mirror of his muscular body cuddled up with her soft-looking body. “I never thought it could be like that,” she said. “I felt like I was losing my mind for awhile.” “Yeah, baby. You are good.” Haruna said, kissing her lips and breasts. “I’m am so, so stretched.” Yewande said, followed by a giggle. “I feel like I can stick my finger in my pussy and not touch the sides. I won’t ever be able to feel my husband’s pencil dick again.” “Heh heh, heh.” Haruna laughed. “I warned you. Once you go big, baby. You don’t go back.” “I don’t want to go back.” Yewande laughed. “Not after this.” Haruna climbed out of bed. Yewande stayed on the bed looking at him while she rested her head on her hand. He looked beyond sexy to her standing there naked. She felt sexy, too, her curvy body exposed, wet with sweat and smelling of fresh sex. “Do you want to shower together?” Haruna asked. “Mmmmm. That sounds great.” Yewande hopped out of bed, feeling like a teenager. She followed her lover into the hotel room shower. It was a good one, with plenty of space and clean. They kissed briefly before starting the water and entering the shower. The steam rolled over their bodies as they embraced and kissed in the gentle spray. Yewande was startled at how horny she felt. She proceeded to lick Haruna’s chest and abdomen all over with her tongue. He was delicious. The next moment later, she was turned around and bent over, her hands pressing against the wall of the shower as Haruna fucked her from behind doggy style. She felt incredible. Haruna’s strong hands on her hips felt awesome. She loved the powerful way he pulled her backwards as he thrust his black cock into her pussy. Her breasts, dripping with water, bounced back and forth with each delicious motion. Her long lovely legs were spread apart. She could look back and see him entering her between her legs. She thought it was a beautiful sight. “Oh yes, ahhh.” Yewande moaned. Again she orgasmed. And again, Haruna shot cum deep into her pussy. “Yes, give me a baby,” Yewande said as she pumped her ass backwards for Haruna’s cock. For the next couple of hours, Haruna and Yewande lay quietly in bed watching cable. They shared some snacks from Haruna’s bag and a couple of drinks, which made Yewande a little tipsy. Ever so often, Yewande’s phone would ring, but they both ignored it. She felt strangely calm and happy. After watching a couple of shows, they started kissing again and then went sixty-nine. Sucking Haruna’s cock while having her pussy sucked at the same time felt glorious. She licked and sucked his cock till it became rock hard again. She coaxed him on his back and then climbed on top and sat her pussy on him. It felt better than ever. She pumped her pussy on his cock. His twelve inches no longer hurt her but instead filled her with a beautiful feeling of fullness and ecstasy. She felt his hands on her ass, pulling her into cock. She rubbed her own breasts as the delightful pleasure of having her pussy full of his cock filled her. “Haruna, I’m in heaven,” Yewande said, throttling her hips up and down on his black shaft. Yewande threw her head back in orgasm and tossed her hair with her hands as she stared at the ceiling mirror. She didn’t know the woman she was looking at was wrapped in sexual intercourse with a man. She only knew this was the greatest day of her life. She didn’t know what would happen tomorrow when she went home, and she didn’t care. A few minutes later, exhausted but satisfied, Yewande and her lover Haruna were asleep in each other’s arms. The End
By Bridget Dyke3 years ago in Filthy
BLOWN AWAY
I’m down bad and when I say “down bad”, I mean like really down bad. I need to cum: actually not just cum but fuck, unfortunately, I don’t have anyone to fuck. The “situation-ship” I’m managing with Aré is a mess right now, we’ve blocked and unblocked each other a thousand times over the last 3 months and we’re currently not even on talking terms. I know my pussy needs dick but my brain won’t let me disrespect myself like that so calling Aré has been thrown out of the window. I had listed all my fuck buddies sizing up who was worthy of hitting this fat kitty but the 2 persons I could let hit again were unavailable. Yes, I know I’m having the worst luck this season while my mates are out there getting pounded every other day. Good lord, am I frustrated? Hell yes! I have been horny for weeks and my vibrators are no longer cutting it for me, I need a man badly. I was still sitting in my favourite corner of Star restaurant sipping my “Adios motherfucker” and having these wild thoughts when a unique smell interrupted my thinking process, only then did I jolt back to reality and sense that someone was behind me. Liam walked around and took the seat opposite me, i was sitting on a 2 seater table. It took me a short while to recognize him cause he had grown a beard but when I did I was pleased to see him. “OMG Leeeeeee!!! It’s so good to see you. I didn’t know you were back in town” I said, it was obvious I was happy to see him and vice versa. I know Liam from my former apartment, he was my neighbour who I had a crush on and I could bet anything then that the feeling was mutual because he was steadily giving me signals but I had a bf at that time so I didn’t encourage him. He later travelled to SA and I moved out of that space, this was 2 years ago. After the greetings and pleasantries, he went ahead to order the same cocktail I was having and food for both of us. While we ate, we talked about anything and everything trying to catch up on the years passed, we always did vibe well and it wasn’t any different now. I didn’t miss the numerous glances he took of my body and thighs which were on full display cause my gown was short. I had added very noticeable weight in the right places since he last saw me years ago so I could understand, I’m what you would call Pear shape, small perky boobs and a luscious behind. My body always brought lustful stares to me. We moved from cocktail to tequila shots and I was going crazy, not outwardly though cause I’m a mean drinker and I can hold my own but inwardly I was a mess. All I could think of was riding this bad boy to glory, we were doing a risqué game and the dirty stares he was giving me were making my pussy pulsate. I am high the way I like it now and I want to go home but not without this fine dreadlock-carrying hunk of a man, I don’t mind being the bold one so I asked him if he would come home with me and he agreed immediately with a wide grin on his face like he had just hit the jackpot but who would blame him, I am THE JACKPOT. The bill came and I settled it, I asked him if he drove but he answered in the negative stating that a friend had dropped him off so we got in my car and headed to my house. I don’t know how I successfully drove home because all sorts of nasty things happened throughout the duration of that ride. When we managed to eventually get inside I told him to hold on while I dashed to my room to get weed, I had just gotten a new stash from my dealer named Skywalker, I definitely want to be in the skies this night and that’s on period. He rolled it and we took turns taking hits, oh wow! This weed is strong-strong and my body reacts wickedly. I moved closer to him and touched his dick, it was like touching a very thick wood. I know this thing was big but I wanted to see it, all I have been doing was rubbing and feeling so I whipped it out of his pants and there it was looking like a monster. Damn! This is huge and my throat was itching already, I got on my knees in front of him and showered it with kisses. I ran my tongue up and down his shaft and he moaned. Oh, I love men that moan, I licked the cap and began to suck on it, I twirled my tongue round and round it, concentrating on just the tip for some good ole minutes before proceeding to take all of the dick in my mouth inch by inch before I could say jack he held on to my braids and slammed it all the way down my throat. I gagged and my eyes rolled back but this is exactly how I like it. He began fucking my throat with saliva dripping down the corners of my mouth, slowly at first and then picking pace. I could feel it from his rhythm that he was about to cum and tonight I’m on savage mood so I locked eyes with him and regained control of the sucking, slowly and teasingly I took him to the edge and he released a hot load in my mouth. Best believe I swallowed every drop like a starving animal, I’ll take my antibiotics later for now let me enjoy this one lol When I was done, he gave me a look that could pass for admiration and awe… I give nasty blowjobs and I knew he had a lot of mad thoughts in his head at that moment, don’t worry baby keep the ring I’m not ready to settle down. He wanted to go down on me but I stopped him, I’m a big fan of oral sex but 98% of the times I have received it, it’s always nothing to write home about. Most guys simply don’t know what they are doing there and I didn’t want to waste my time finding out if Liam knew how to or not, especially not this night. So I directed his head to my boobs instead and he latched on to them like a suckling baby, the moment I felt his fingers on my clit I lost control, he was thumbing my clit and my body was on fire. He then inserted 2 fingers in my vagina and started finger fucking me, my juices were cascading down his fingers and I was stretching like someone convulsing. I couldn’t even moan cause he was kissing the hell out of me, biting my lips and thrusting his tongue in my mouth. He stopped suddenly and while I was still trying to catch my breath I felt my pussy expanding. He was pushing his dick into my wet pussy and I could feel this shit go deeper and deeper, what are you carrying man? I gasped for air, I wanted to scream but the sound wasn’t coming out of my mouth, he was filling my pussy up but it was affecting my airways and vocals. He increased pace and my loud moaning carried on to the next flat and the flat after that I tell you. “Yeah just like that, oh yes Fuck me! Dick me down baby, you own this pussy” I was talking nonsense and I couldn’t care less. He was groaning and saying stuff under his breath, I knew he was feeling that gorilla grip. He turned me over roughly and drove hard into me from behind, my body jerked forward, he put his hand on my waist and I gave him that wicked arch… he lost it and began pounding like a wild thing, my booty jiggled recklessly as he gave me spank after spank. In no time his dick was covered from top to bottom in my cream, he was going to bust any minute and I wanted to cum with him (I had cum 3 times prior tho lol). I started touching my clit and this edged him cause it wasn’t up to 60 secs more before we were busting our nuts together. “Oooooouuuuuuu this pussy bomb” he said in between breaths as I felt his kids deposit in my gut lol. He collapsed on me and we just laid there wasted and too tired to move with his dick still in me. I chuckled, this night turned out super great and yes that was how the universe dropped a sweet man into my laps.: Yewande shook and instinctively pulled her hips away. Haruna held her firm and locked her body in place next to him, refusing her escape.
By Bridget Dyke3 years ago in Filthy
SATISFY ME
I had just gotten off work and needed some place to cool off and get some fresh air, it was 6 pm, so I decided why not go to the bar, and get drunk, but not too much because I’ll need to drive back home, to my lonely bed. Since I and Raymond had broken up, I’d not been intimate with anyone, not even a one-night stand and I badly needed one at this point. I need someone to pound and stretch my pussy so hard till I cum. Whew! I started to feel my g-string get wet at the crotch already. Maybe if I’m lucky tonight I may just get laid, even though the chances seemed low, considering my location even. Let me give a bit of an Introduction on myself, I’m Tessy Lucas a 28 years old hotelier by profession, I currently manage a hotel in Abuja. I was skeptical at first cause I was leaving all my friends in Lagos, and the fact I knew no one in Abuna, but the pay was fucking good so I compromised of course. In six months, I’d be done and leave this state once and for all! Anyways I am petite, 5’6 to be specific, smallish with big tits and wide hips but not so much bum, but my huge tits made up for them, wherever I went I could see both men and women ogling at my titty size, some went as far as “mistakenly” brushing them. One woman had gone as far as to ask me which Doctor got my tits done, I just gave her a small forced smile and said “It’s an all-natural babe” I got into my car and drove to Mingle’s Bar. Getting into the bar I noticed it was empty, except for a couple and an old man who looked like he was in his late 60s, not my type. I sighed, so my dream of getting pounded wasn’t going to come through. Might as well drink this loneliness off for a while then. As I head towards the bar, I noticed the bartender’s arms first, they were toned and I could see the vein lines, my eyes went further up and I noticed he wore a black button-up shirt with the first four buttons opened showing off his tattooed neck and chest area, my eyes decided to linger there for a few seconds before I hear a masculine voice clearing his throat. My eyes jumped startled and embarrassed, my gaze met him, his grey eyes staring me down and landing on my chest for a split second. He spoke up first, what will you like to order Ma’am? I’d like a glass of Flirt vodka please, I say almost in a whisper tone. “Going strong all at once I see,” he said chuckling. I noticed he had a slight Hausa accent, but not a very pronounced one. “Half-caste?” I couldn’t help but ask. “Yes, the name’s Jumak, dad’s Arabian, mom Nigerian. He said as he poured me a glass of Flirt vodka. “Ah that explains it all then, I’m Kiki” “So Kiki, what’s a fine babe like you doing here all alone?” he said. “Hmm… so I can’t enjoy some solitude”, I say giving a cheeky grin. “You’re lying, I can tell.”He replied. “Wait, is this the line you use for every girl that comes here alone,” I said trying to sway the conversation. “Well, maybe so,” he said with a grin, But you’re not changing the topic so fast. I groaned. Slightly tipsy and still horny, I whisper, “Do you want to hear the truth or a lie “ Truth, he says, his eyes lingering back to my open chest, I had removed my blazer after work so the corset I had on was in full reveal. “I came here in hopes of getting fucked, and fucked hard.” Jumak’s eyes opened, and I could see a glint of surprise. “Sorry, I shouldn’t have been so blunt. “I want to fuck you,” Jumak says catching me off guard. “Where? In my car”, I ask. I could already feel my g-string start to get wet at the crotch again. Whew! “I’m sorta a manager here, so I have a makeshift office, come with me.” I follow him into a smallish room with a table and chair at one end of the room, and a sofa by the other end. Closing the door behind him, Jumak went straight for my lips, without warning, he kissed me roughly, tongue kissing and exchanging saliva, while his hands are squeezing my ass. I could feel the heat build up already. His hands then go up to my chest trying to break my tits free from my corset, I put my hand behind my back to loosen the hold of it, and my tits bounced out, letting loose, he grabs one tit in one hand and puts the other in his mouth, sucking and using his tongue to tease my nipple and areola. I let out a moan “Fuck this feels so good,” Then I put my hand into his briefs and begin to massage his already hard dick, gently, while rubbing the top of his head. This move gets him distracted and he lets go of the tit in his mouth. Getting down on my knees, I put his already hard dick in my mouth, sucking and licking, I start to deep throat him making choking sounds, this turns him on more cause he starts to moan louder, “Fuck woman, I’m going to cum soon” This only gets me turned on more and I start to deepthroat further. “I’m going to cummmmm,” I quickly remove his dick from my mouth. I could taste the precum already. “Cum on my tits” He sprays his seed all over my tits while I use my hands to rub them to cover more areas and then lick my fingers. “Do you have condoms in here?” Yes, check the second drawer of the table. I quickly get it and roll it onto his dick. Pushing my g-string aside, I straddle him. I start riding him, making slow, drawn-out up-and-down motions. I lean forward and put a nipple in his mouth while riding. I tease him, making it hard for him to suck my nipple properly as it keeps bouncing out of his reach. Increasing the motion, pausing in between thrusts to milk him with my pussy, contouring and squeezing. I repeat this move three times and then continue riding him hard. Jumak groaned out loud, he could feel himself about to cum again. “Fuckkkkkk,” he says as he comes fast, heaving and gasping. He lays down for a few seconds, then he gets up. “My turn to make you feel good. We switch positions, me laying with my back on the sofa, with my legs wide open. He goes in between my legs, opening them wider, and he starts to finger me, using two fingers, my wetness acting as a lubricant. I moaned loud, it felt so good. He kept going at it for a while using his tongue and mouth together. I could feel an orgasm building up, I was soon going to climax. Oh my gawd, fuck baby I’m cummming, I Squeezed my legs hard, and he kept going at it, till I came all over his fingers. He licked his fingers and then asked me if I wanted to taste myself, I nodded he came up and I licked his fingers. He went back in between my legs, rubs my very wet pussy for a few seconds, then thrusts his hard-on dick in my pussy, he started with slow thrusts before he started to increase his pace, pushing in and out making me go wild. Arghhhhhhh, I moaned. He lifted one of my legs higher, giving him more room into my pussy, fucking me deeper. Ramming in and out of my pussy. “Oooh ahhhh” He pulls and tells me to turn around and bend over doggy style. He thrusts from behind, going harder this time. My pussy was going wild, I could feel his dick start to twitch inside of me. He was going to cum soon, I wanted us to climax at the same time, so I moaned and shouted, “Faster” Fuckkkkk Ughhhhhhh We both say at the same time as we cum, my juices flow freely on his now limp dick. “This was good,” he says in a tired tone. “Mhm, “ I respond smiling. I had the night I wanted after all.
By Bridget Dyke3 years ago in Filthy
Foreplay Tips That Drive Me Crazy
Foreplay Tips That Drive Men Crazy Foreplay is an essential part of sexual intimacy, allowing couples to connect emotionally and physically before engaging in intercourse. While every individual's preferences may vary, there are certain tried-and-true techniques that tend to drive men wild. In this light-hearted guide, we will explore a variety of foreplay tips that are not only effective but also bring a smile to your face. So, let's dive in and discover how to leave your man craving for more! The Power of a Feather (and a Feather Duster): Gentle teasing with a feather or a feather duster can be incredibly arousing. Gently glide it across your partner's body, focusing on erogenous zones such as the neck, nipples, and inner thighs. You can even crack a few light-hearted jokes about ticklishness to keep things playful. Game of Ice and Fire: Incorporating temperature play can add a sizzling twist to foreplay. Start with an ice cube, allowing it to melt over your partner's body, and then follow it up with warm kisses or sensual massages. It's a fun way to create contrasts and keep your partner guessing. The Tease and Denial: Playful teasing is a fantastic way to build anticipation. Consider wearing sexy lingerie and then slowly undress in front of your partner, making it a tantalizingly slow process. Just as they think they're about to get the full view, pause and deliver a witty remark or do a silly dance move. The key is to keep them on the edge and make them laugh while building up the sexual tension. Exploration through Blindfolding: Blindfolding your partner can heighten their other senses, making every touch, kiss, or whisper feel intensified. To add humor, you can wear a quirky sleep mask or disguise yourself as their favorite superhero while exploring their body. Don't be afraid to make light-hearted comments about their guessing skills or how they've never seen a crime-fighting superhero quite like you! Sizzling Food Play: Incorporating food into foreplay can be a sensual experience. Playfully feed your partner succulent fruits like strawberries or juicy pieces of chocolate, and let them experience different tastes and textures. Spice it up by pretending to be a food critic, describing the "flavors" and "aromas" with a comically exaggerated vocabulary. Naughty Role-Playing: Role-playing is an exciting way to explore fantasies and spice up your sex life. Dress up as fictional characters or indulge in a scenario that tickles your partner's imagination. Embrace humor by creating absurd characters or exaggerated scenarios that make you both burst into laughter. Sensational Massages: Giving your partner a sensual massage can be incredibly relaxing and arousing. Use scented oils and slow, teasing strokes to heighten their pleasure. You can incorporate playful comments about your "expert masseuse" skills or how they might need to schedule an appointment for more. The Magic of Lip Sync: When it comes to foreplay, kissing is a timeless classic. Take it up a notch by synchronizing your kisses to your favorite upbeat songs or hilariously mismatching the rhythm. Turn it into a lip-sync battle and see who can come up with the most amusing performances. Tickle Time: Tickling can be a fun way to inject laughter and playfulness into foreplay. Lightly tickle your partner's sides or feet, making them squirm and giggle. Just be sure to establish boundaries beforehand and respect each other's comfort levels. Erotic Literature with a Twist: Reading erotic literature together can be a great way to set the mood. However, to add a twist of humor, you can opt for comedic erotica or parody versions of popular romantic novels. Find passages that are particularly steamy or dramatic and read them out loud, adding your own funny commentary or silly voices to make each other burst into laughter. Playful Body Paint: Unleash your inner artists and engage in body painting with edible and washable paints. Use each other's bodies as canvases and create funny designs or messages. You can even engage in a mini-contest to see who can create the most hilarious masterpiece. Sexy Dance-off: Create a playlist of upbeat and catchy songs and challenge each other to a playful dance-off. Let go of any inhibitions and get your groove on. It doesn't matter if you're a professional dancer or have two left feet—the goal is to have fun, laugh, and enjoy each other's silly moves. Pillow Fight Passion: Bring out your inner child and engage in a playful pillow fight. Use fluffy pillows to gently tease and touch your partner's body, adding a dash of sensuality to the friendly battle. Laughter and excitement are guaranteed as you engage in this lighthearted and physical foreplay activity. Silly Sex Toys: Incorporate humorous sex toys into your foreplay to add an extra layer of fun. Look for toys with quirky designs or funny features that will make you both laugh. Remember, the goal is to create a playful and light-hearted atmosphere while still enjoying the physical pleasure. Surprise Role Reversal: Switching roles and letting your partner take charge can be an exciting way to spice things up. Allow them to plan and execute the foreplay session while you sit back and enjoy the surprises they have in store. Embrace the humor by pretending to be an overly demanding customer, rating their performance, or even providing them with a comically detailed list of requirements. Foreplay is a vital aspect of sexual intimacy that can deepen the connection and pleasure between partners. By incorporating humor into your foreplay activities, you not only ignite laughter and joy but also create a relaxed and comfortable atmosphere that allows both partners to let go of inhibitions. Remember, the most important thing is to have fun and explore each other's desires in a way that brings you closer together. So, embrace the power of laughter, get creative, and drive your man crazy with a playful twist on foreplay! You can get lovely erotic items for him In the link below https://yazing.com/deals/touchhoney/Legitconnect
By Bridget Dyke3 years ago in Filthy
Why You Won't Find Me Stripping Down for OnlyFans
Well, folks, you might have heard about OnlyFans – that trendy platform where people bare it all, both metaphorically and literally, for a loyal audience ready to shell out a few bucks for exclusive content. Everyone seem to be jumping on the bandwagon these days. However, let me explain why I, despite all the potential fame and fortune, am steering clear of this digital sensation.
By Nathan Chen3 years ago in Filthy
