You Don’t Know Jack
Winter Warning In Effect
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The kettle whistles in the kitchen
The fire is crackling down the hall
No matter how warm, it is his mission
To chill the mood with his frosty balls
He’s gathering up his ammunition
Someone’s about to take the fall
Winter’s waiting outside the window
No need in praying for the thaw
There’s a new villain on the scene
He’s bound to make you pay the cost
The door blows open fast and mean
And standing frigid is ol’ Jack Frost
His cold hard stare you must resist
He’ll have you frozen fast with fear
Once he puts you on his list
There is no hiding anywhere
He’ll reel you in with his icy stare
Sending shivers down your spine
Though you know you should beware
He’ll leave you numb and feeling fine
Bundle up tight put on some layers
Get your mittens and a scarf
Jacks a mean warm weather hater
He’ll snuff out your fire and break your hearth
Heed my warning now, listen closely
It’s not a wives tale to ignore
He’ll chill the champagne and make a toast
And leave you frozen on the floor
So baton down the hatches
Store up the firewood just in case
Stock up your supply of matches
Keep the windchill off your face
The days of jolly little snowman
Has disappeared without a trace
Jack is here and he means business
Shake off the chill make no mistake
Say your prayers and beg forgiveness
Jack’s leaving winter in his wake
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Kelli Sheckler-Amsden
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Comments (3)
Jack and I happen to be mortal enemies, lol. I cannotttttt stand the cold. Loved your take on this challenge!
Ah, but one look into your eyes, Kelli, & he'll melt into a puddle faster than Frosty in a poinsettia hot house. My gaming profile is Jackbashful (Jack for the J-K of our last name, bashful for the introversion/autism), so when I first read your title I thought, "Yep, very few do." Lol.
Frosty balls. Lol. This is great. Well done.