Humor
"Secrets of the Mystery Gully: Amelia's Uncommon Excursion into the Unexplored World"
Chapter 7: The Forge of Destiny Elysia's way driven her to the edge of a ruined no man's land known as the Burned Fields. The air was weighty with heat, and the ground broke underneath her feet. The remainders of a once-flourishing human progress lay dispersed, an obvious indication of the decimation that had occurred for this land.
By home doctor3 years ago in Fiction
Redtriever
The little dog named Leo by our daughter unexpectedly entered our life like an oncoming snowfall on a highway. My daughter fell in love with him when he was listed for sale on an internet site, and before we could say no, she had already purchased him. For us, her parents there was no turning around. He has several characteristics with our daughter, like being born in August, having red fur, and having curls on his back.
By Dagmar Goeschick3 years ago in Fiction
Full Moon Fever
When I met Ashley, I knew it wouldn't last, and definitely not if she found out what I was. She let me know I was "Mr. Right Now" when it was clear we didn't have much in common but a love of sex and travel. I had money, and we could go to all the places she ever wanted to see. In return, she looked good on my arm and had zero inhibitions, willingly taking what I dished out in bed.
By Lynn Jordan3 years ago in Fiction
Hallowfiend
Hallofiend - a person who is addicted to Halloween. Michael is an 11 year old boy known by those around him as the Hallofiend. The people in his life call him this with the belief that he is addicted to Halloween. Whenever the summer ends and Halloween season approaches, Michael just cannot contain himself. Michael himself was in extreme denial about himself until the morning of September 20th when his favorite stores in the area had not yet started putting up their Halloween decorations.
By Joe Patterson3 years ago in Fiction
Horrabull
Horrabull - a deep love or infatuation with horror movies. Laurie Prescott had been told from an early age that she was a “Horrabull”. When her parents first called her this she was only five years old. In those younger years she thought nothing of it, but when she became a teenager she started giving it some thought. At first she denied her horrabullity when she first came to understand it, but she also became open to the idea that it might be true when she retraced her social habits.
By Joe Patterson3 years ago in Fiction
Chardonnay and The Apocalypse
The world will soon end, and I'm almost out of wine. Humankind has peaked. Between reality television, cable news, and fast-food chicken sandwiches, there is no other place for society to go but down. I come off as a bit tired in this, but what am I supposed to think when society, especially here, has flown over the cuckoo's nest? So when the nuclear bombs fall, I will just sit back and drink some Chardonnay while listening to old-school rhythm and blues.
By Lorraine L. Hayden3 years ago in Fiction
Castle Chicanery
News of the Realm: CASTLE & GARDEN: "Release the Kraken!" has long been a battle cry certain to thrill the hearts of our military commanders in their march to glorious victory. Today, however, this phrase took on a new meaning. Spike, Lord Tolke's allegedly castle trained Kraken, had an 'accident' in the council chambers. Said occurrence resulted in a distinctly odoriferous problem with the royal elevator. In a side note, it has been declared that the royal elevator shall be henceforth known as the privyvator. It is surmised by royal academy experts on animal husbandry that one of last month's rounds of alleged virgin sacrifices fed to Spike may have been less than honest in reference to the state of her maidenhead. As a result of this incident the privyvator is now to be part of the royal gardens where it shall be utilized for the growth of mushrooms. NOTE: If interested in obtaining good shrooms grown only in the finest kraken dung, contact citizen Dakkarious.
By Andrew C McDonald3 years ago in Fiction
