Humor
Altignarus
The candidate had a haircut courtesy of Escher and a laugh that caused teeth to rot and lights to dim. His speech began with a proem which consisted primarily of crude ad hominems, lies and orgiastic exercises in self-congratulation. He conflated the leaders of four foreign nations, misquoted scripture, two works by the poet laureate, the constitution and the lyrics of the national anthem, then spent sixteen minutes euphemistically exaggerating the dimensions of his own genitalia.
By D. J. Reddall3 years ago in Fiction
A Quest for a Brighter Smile
Once upon a time in a quaint little village nestled between rolling hills and lush green fields, there lived a young girl named Lily. Lily had a radiant smile, but she was self-conscious about her teeth. She had always longed for perfectly white teeth, but her own were a bit dull and stained.
By Keerthana G3 years ago in Fiction
