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Gone To The Dogs
For most of my sixty years on this Earth I was just another poor, forgotten, homeless soul roaming the
unforgiving Manhattan streets. I owned nothing, lived nowhere and, to society at large, was nobody.
I had no home, no one asked my name, and I had no possessions. Then came the virus. Suddenly the
world was one big ghost town and with almost everyone gone, well, I guess I own everything. Cars,
homes, you name it. But the only worldly possession I cherish is a gold heart shaped locket which my
best friend Esmerelda gave to me on her deathbed. She was a scientist who caught the lethal virus
she was working so hard to cure. She felt sorry for me and let me sleep in her lab most nights. Right up
to the moment she collapsed and died in that same lab. and as I knelt beside her she pressed
the locket into my hand and said,”This holds the key to my heart, and our salvation” Those were her
last words. I cried for days and wear it around my neck as a constant rememberance of the kindest
person I ever knew. It has a tiny black plastic techy looking rectangle in it, but since all the computers
are dead I have no clue what it’s for. I only know she gave me her heart and I keep it close to mine.
So how did I come to be one of the last people in New York City and, hell, the world actually? Let me
tell you the story.
It was a long time coming, the End Times. But when it happened, it happened fast.
Mankind, we called ourselves. Should’ve been Mancruel.
Humanity did a number not just on ourselves, but on our poor planet as well. We fouled the air,
poisoned the waters and raped the land. Basically, like pigs, we crapped all over everything and
ourselves as much and as often as we could, just cause we could. Billions of folks who never really
believed that there might be no tomorrow if people didn’t change their ways. Then came the
virus. All seven waves of it.
Some folks said it was Mother Nature’s way of saying, “You want to mess with me? I’ll show you
mutts who your mama is!” Some say it was just God showing his disappointment. Me? I could care
less. I just know that things are way different now. Simpler. Cleaner. Quieter. And I like it fine.
Nature has reclaimed the city. Long Island has bears. Queens has deer. Brooklyn has coyotes.
The Bronx? The Bronx is a wasteland. Some things never change. And Manhattan? Manhattan has
gone to the dogs. My dogs. And those lovable mutts and I are happier than we’ve ever thought we
could be. Who knew?
I’m a fairly healthy sixty year old. Half Italian, half Cherokee and all New Yorker. I grew up here in
the seventies, when tourists were few and mom and pop shops were many. I run with a pack of sixteen
dogs I rescued from an abandoned A S P C A. Pitbulls, beagles, labs, all different shapes and
temperaments and yet, unlike most humans, we all live in fun, furry harmony. I’m the Alpha and
Jocko, this massive but gentle German Shepard is my right hand man. Well, dog. I never had a friend
who literally never left my side. Jocko’s the little brother I always wished I had. Except with fur. The
mutts and I all eat together, sleep together, play together and God help anyone or anything that tries to
hurt one of us. Healthiest relationships I’ve ever had. Loyalty. True friendships. Unconditional love.
The end of the world had to happen in order for me to find my soul mates. Go figure.
Its a pretty good life. Simple and pretty much drama free. Oh, there are some goofballs around.
Scavengers and such. They steer clear of me and the mutts. Once in a while, some of them get the
courage to try and steal from us. It never ends well for them. Woof woof. But there are places the
mutts and I steer clear of. Alphabet City. What’s left of Chinatown. Washington Heights. Especially
the Heights.
See, a troop of Boy Scouts formed a nasty little tribe and claimed Washington Heights as their own.
Their head scoutmaster, an ex Navy Seal, turned them into a band of survivalists. They set themselves
up in the Cloisters. Folks who try to pass through there are never heard from again.
Like I said before, life’s good. We hunt, I fish and there are tons of canned goods from when the
mass evacuations happened. Why didn’t I leave with everyone else? I wasn’t invited. None of us
homeless folks living on the streets were. It was every man and woman for themselves and I guess the
more fortunate New Yorkers ignored us just like they always had before. So we stayed, and all but a
very few of us died. Was it genetics, act of God, dumb luck? Who knows? All I do know is I was
born in Manhattan, built a life, lost it all, was homeless on the streets, and now? The mutts and I live
like we own the streets. And with everyone else dead or gone, we kind of do.
Each night, the mutts and I head up to the roof garden I built on top of the Belasco theater.
I grow tomatoes, lettuce, strawberries. No flowers though. The murder hornets killed off all the bees.
I usually barbecue. Roasted peppers and deer meat, if hunting was good. Then we lay out on the roof
and watch the stars come out. The full moon shines and is reflected in the now crystal clear Hudson
river. The breezes are sweet and smog free. In winter we relocate to a townhouse on the upper west
side where we keep a nice, roaring fire in the fireplace. It’s a good life.
What do I do with my time, you may ask. Me? I drive a Hummer when I’m not racing the electric
blue Porsche up park avenue. I wear Fu Bu, L. L. Bean and Air Jordans. I carry a flashlight, com
pound bow and arrows, a knife that would make Crocodile Dundee proud, a thermos full of honey
mead (I had a pagan girlfriend once) and a bag of treats for the mutts.
I sing rock operas at the Met in Lincoln Center. I shred metal on electric guitar at Carnegie Hall. When
I strum the high C, the Mutts go wild.
I get lonely once in a while, but to tell you the truth, I prefer the mutts to people. They listen. They
play. They love in a pure, innocent, passionate free way I’ve never encountered in my 60 years on this
beat up planet. And who knows? I keep up the guitar solos, maybe one day I’ll be discovered. Till
then, I’ll just keep rocking out to my faithful four legged fans. Heck, maybe one day they’ll bark along
in sixteen part harmony and we’ll do a version of “we are the world” like no one ever imagined. Now
that would really be something to howl about. Woof, woof!
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