Five family humorous stories

Five family humorous stories, the sentiment is too deep

one

Take a walk

A woman got married and divorced against her father's wishes, and her father and daughter turned against each other, living in poverty and carrying a son.

His mother was kind, and advised her daughter to take her son home for a hot meal during her father's walk, so she often took her son to avoid his father's return home for dinner.

Until it rained one day, the father and daughter met by chance in the community and couldn't avoid it. The father looked at his daughter and said, "Don't hide when you go home for dinner in the future, because I have to come out under heavy rain!"

Father, who always pays for you silently, will forgive you unconditionally no matter what you do wrong.

two

Under the wall

A boy was addicted to the Internet in high school, and often went out of school at midnight to surf the Internet.

One day, as usual, he climbed over the wall, turned to a half and ran away with his feet pulled out. He looked strange and asked nothing. From then on, he studied hard and stopped surfing the Internet. The school rumored that he had seen a ghost.

Later, when he was admitted to a famous school, his former classmates asked about it, and he kept silent for a long time, saying: My father came to deliver the living expenses that day, and he was reluctant to stay in a hotel and sat under the wall all night.

If you have affection, you will have the motivation to work hard. Everything we do is for our children, and we hope that all children can know the hard work of their parents.

three

Dye hair

Dad dyed his hair at home today. I asked him: Dad, why do you dye your hair when you're almost 60, and you still want to have a peach blossom?

Dad said: "Every time I go back to my hometown, I dye my hair black, so your grandmother will think that I am still young and she is not old."

Care for children and grandchildren, but don't forget the old parents at home!

four

forereach

A grandparent in the family, more than 70, actually sat on the mud outside the gate with a few five or six-year-old children to play marbles, and shouted and cheated.

Grandmother Zu heard it. When she came out with a walking stick, she would beat him. He got up and ran.

As a result, I was caught up and got a stick. Afterwards, he smiled and said: "If it weren't for fear that my mother would fall, she wouldn't be able to catch me ..."

No matter how old, mother is always the warmest existence, and we always spend our whole life caring for people we care about.

five

Kung fu

Dad: Son, do you think Dad is strong? Son: Hmm.

Dad: Do you think Shaolin Kung Fu is amazing? Son: Awesome.

Dad: If I shave my head, can I practice Shaolin Kung Fu? The son clapped his hands: Great!

The next day, when my son saw his bald father, he said happily, "Come on, Dad, you must become a master."

That day was the day before Dad's chemotherapy.

There may be a white lie behind the joke. We should not only look at the performance, but also see the essence of things.

These five short stories are not only interesting, but also philosophical, especially the last one, which makes my heart tight and my eyes red. In fact, all parents in the world are the same, contributing selflessly to their children!