"New Year's resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time." - James Agate
"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to." - Bill Vaughan
"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves." - Bill Vaughan
"I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me." - Anais Nin
"New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual." - Mark Twain
"I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's." - Henry Moore
"New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive." - Jay Leno
"I'm a little bit older this year, which is nice because it's one less year to worry about." - George Carlin
"I think New Year's resolutions can't technically be expected to begin on New Year's Day, don't you? Since, because it's an extension of New Year's Eve, smokers are already on their second or third cigarette by the time the ball drops at midnight. Drinkers are well into their first beer by then. I think resolutions actually should start on the second." - Sarah Vowell
"New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions." - Mark Twain
"New Year's is a time to look back at the past, and a time to look ahead to the future. It's a time to celebrate the present and make the most of it." - Unknown
"New Year's Day: A fresh start. A new chapter in life waiting to be written. New questions to be asked, embraced, and loved. Answers to be discovered and then lived in this transformative year of delight and self-discovery." - Sarah Ban Breathnach
"New Year's is the time to forget all your fears, drink some beer, leave behind all your tears. So be merry and have happy New Year." - Unknown
"I would say happy New Year but it's not happy; it's exactly the same as last year except colder." - Robert Clark
"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other." - Unknown
"New Year's Day is every man's birthday." - Charles Lamb
"New Year's Eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights." - Hamilton Wright Mabie
"I'm not making any resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning, and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me." - Anais Nin
"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other." - Unknown
"New Year's Day is every man's birthday." - Charles Lamb
"I'm not making any resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning, and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me." - Anais Nin
"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other." - Unknown
"New Year's Day is every man's birthday." - Charles Lamb
"New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive." - Jay Leno
"I'm a little bit older this year, which is nice because it's one less year to worry about." - George Carlin
"I think New Year's resolutions can't technically be expected to begin on New Year's Day, don't you? Since, because it's an extension of New Year's Eve, smokers are already on their second or third cigarette by the time the ball drops at midnight. Drinkers are well into their first beer by then. I think resolutions actually should start on the second." - Sarah Vowell
"New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions." - Mark Twain
"I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's." - Henry Moore
"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves." - Bill Vaughan
"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to." - Bill Vaughan
Sure, here are some more funny quotes about New Year's:
"New Year's resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time." - James Agate
"New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual." - Mark Twain
"New Year's Eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights." - Hamilton Wright Mabie
"New Year's Eve is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper." - Unknown
"I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back." - Tucker Carlson
"New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual." - Mark Twain
"New Year's Eve is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper." - Unknown
"I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back." - Tucker Carlson
"I'm not making any resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning, and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me." - Anais Nin
"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other." - Unknown
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do." - Steve Jobs
"Believe you can and you're halfway there." - Theodore Roosevelt
"The secret of getting ahead is getting started." - Mark Twain
"Don't worry about being successful but work toward being significant and the success will naturally follow." - Oprah Winfrey
"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now." - Chinese Proverb
"The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks." - Mark Zuckerberg
"The best revenge is massive success." - Frank Sinatra
"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts." - Winston Churchill
"The true test of character is not how much we know how to do, but how we behave when we don't know what to do." - John Holt
"Be the change that you wish to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi
"Success is not how high you have climbed, but how you make a positive difference to the world." - Roy T. Bennett
"There is only one way to avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing." - Aristotle
"The only person you should try to be better than is the person you were yesterday." - Unknown
"Don't let yesterday take up too much of today." - Will Rogers
"The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible." - Joel Brown
"The only way to do great work is to be passionate about what you do." - Steve Jobs
"The best way to predict the future is to create it." - Peter Drucker
"The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity." - Amelia Earhart
"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful." - Albert Schweitzer
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking. Don't settle. As with all matters of the heart, you'll know when you find it." - Steve Jobs
"The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart." - Helen Keller
"The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others." - Mahatma Gandhi
"The only person you should try to be better than is the person you were yesterday." - Unknown
"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful." - Albert Schweitzer
"The only way to do great work is to be passionate about what you do." - Steve Jobs
"The best way to predict the future is to create it." - Peter Drucker
"The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity." - Amelia Earhart
"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you
"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful." - Albert Schweitzer
"The only way to do great work is to be passionate about what you do." - Steve Jobs
"The best way to predict the future is to create it." - Peter Drucker
"The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity." - Amelia Earhart
"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful." - Albert Schweitzer
"The only way to do great work is to be passionate about what you do." - Steve Jobs
"The best way to predict the future is to create it." - Peter Drucker
"The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity." - Amelia Earhart
"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful." - Albert Schweitzer
"The only way to do great work is to be passionate about what you do." - Steve Jobs
"The best way to predict the future is to create it." - Peter Drucker
"The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity." - Amelia Earhart
"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful." - Albert Schweitzer
"The only way to do great work is to be passionate about what you do." - Steve Jobs
"The best way to predict the future is to create it." - Peter Drucker
"The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity." - Amelia Earhart
"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful." - Albert Schweitzer
"The only way to do great work is to be passionate about what you do." - Steve Jobs
"The best way to predict the future is to create it." - Peter Drucker
"The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity." - Amelia Earhart
"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful." - Albert Schweitzer
"The only way to do great work is to be passionate about what you do." - Steve Jobs
"The best way to predict the future is to create it." - Peter Drucker
"The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity." - Amelia Earhart
"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful." - Albert Schweitzer
"The only way to do great work is to be passionate about what you do." - Steve Jobs
"The best way to predict the future is to create it." - Peter Drucker
"The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity." - Amelia Earhart
"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful
"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful." - Albert Schweitzer
"The only way to do great work is to be passionate about what you do." - Steve Jobs
"The best way to predict the future is to create it." - Peter Drucker
"The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity." - Amelia Earhart
"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful." - Albert Schweitzer
"The only way to do great work is to be passionate about what you do." - Steve Jobs
"The best way to predict the future is to create it." - Peter Drucker
"The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity." - Amelia Earhart
"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful." - Albert Schweitzer
"The only way to do great work is to be passionate about what you do." - Steve Jobs
"The best way to predict the future is to create it." - Peter Drucker
"The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity." - Amelia Earhart
"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful." - Albert Schweitzer
"The only way to do great work is to be passionate about what you do." - Steve Jobs
"The best way to predict the future is to create it." - Peter Drucker
"The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity." - Amelia Earhart
"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful." - Albert Schweitzer
"The only way to do great work is to be passionate about what you do." - Steve Jobs
"The best way to predict the future is to create it." - Peter Drucker
"The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity." - Amelia Earhart
"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful." - Albert Schweitzer
"The only way to do great work is to be passionate about what you do." - Steve Jobs
"The best way to predict the future is to create it." - Peter Drucker
"The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity." - Amelia Earhart
"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful." - Albert Schweitzer
"The only way to do great work is to be passionate about what you do." - Steve Jobs
"The best way to predict the future is to create it." - Peter Drucker
"The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity." - Amelia Earhart
"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful
"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful." - Albert Schweitzer
"The only way to do great work is to be passionate about what you do." - Steve Jobs
"The best way to predict the future is to create it." - Peter Drucker
"The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity." - Amelia Earhart
"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful." - Albert Schweitzer
"The only way to do great work is to be passionate about what you do." - Steve Jobs
"The best way to predict the future is to create it." - Peter Drucker
"The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity." - Amelia Earhart
"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful." - Albert Schweitzer
"The only way to do great work is to be passionate about what you do." - Steve Jobs
"The best way to predict the future is to create it." - Peter Drucker
"The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity." - Amelia Earhart
"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful." - Albert Schweitzer
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