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Food for Thought: Eat Your Words β€˜πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰

Not on the Menu β€˜πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰

By SAMURAI SAM: Wild WaynePublished about 7 hours ago β€’ 3 min read
Food for Thought: Eat Your Words β€˜πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰
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BEYOND FAST FOODΒ PROSE

β€˜πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰

I don’t like β€œMcDonald-land drive-through” or β€œfast food prose,” the kind of paper written entirely while at McDonald’s waiting to pick up a fastΒ dinner.

Even for your Web reactions, craft it in Word and then copy and paste it into the discussion board. Impress me. It is yourΒ grade.

Writing is a craft. It takes time to cook! If you did your slow cooking right, it should make me think and appreciate your prose dish. I should enjoy the aroma and savor its flavorings.

Writers like Toni Morrison and Kenzaburo Oe are my favorite and I knew years ahead that they would win the Nobel Prize for literature.

They know how to craft a story, essay, orΒ novel.

I love to be impressed with writing abilities. You have to have something unique to say and an effective way to sayΒ it.

You are a chef, so you must pay attention to the process ofΒ cooking.

Golden rule: Eat less to be more!

β€˜πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰

going through cancer,
losing 80 pounds in two weeks

because food tasted like shit


Confessions of a Mad SamuraiΒ  !!

β€˜πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰

I Love You!
My Dearest
Hot Meal!Β Fondle

My Bootie Foodie
Freak of Lustfulness!
My Sexy LegsΒ 
Of Bacon ButtΒ Lasagna!


β€˜πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰

As an
overweight
influencer
artist of
consumption and eating more!
of more
more, and
please more!

Respect
me.


Al Whole FoodsΒ .Β .Β .Β 
break up
with you?

Never, ever,
Never leave
that path of gorging of everything in site.Β .Β .Β .Β 
of just more and more.Β .Β .Β 
We merge

β€˜πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰


into
a unity of
lustful,
freaky funky
eating
obsessions!


Unite,
come with me
Fill my butter butt more
My Love

β€˜πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰

Buffet!
drum legs,

Your sensual
Your greasy
aroused beef
tongue!


I must
Enter into
Your All You
Can Eat!
Buffet!

β€˜πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰

Eternal Now!
Eternal Now!
Eternal Now!


Please me!
Feed me!
Have more
and more and more
food

will
travel far to
eat you!


β€˜πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰

You name it,
I shall
eat it!

I shall
return!

However,
my addiction
almost cost
me
my life!


For
I grew up in
Los Angeles

Such yummy
in my tummy
Specials

Relationship
with hybrid sexy fusion foods.

Power to Kimchi Tacos
power to Vietnamese BanMi
powerful Mexican Sushi


More! More! More!

Fried Chocolat Pizza Chickens
fried Anything!
everything.Β .Β .

Eat you up!
Mine! Mine! Mine!

β€˜πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰


β€˜πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰


We are
|made of light
and love,
not of
grease and
fried
food!


So I divorced
my foodie
fondlustness

and now
practice
mindful
eating!

β€˜πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰

Praying for Pizza

being hungry. . .
wanting more in life. . .
trying to survive thou world. . .

being hungry. . . .
desiring a way to smile. . .
trying to fight against cancer. . .

being hungry . . .
eating thy gross hospital food. . .
trying to become positive about dying. . .

being hungry. . .
wishing for pizza. . .
repeating thy mantra of love. . . .

. . . peace, plenty, and purity . . .
. . . . . . . peace, plenty, and purity . . .
. . .. . . . . . . peace, plenty, and purity. . . .

β€˜πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰

Eating to Death

Dying, fighting, and
trying, why me?
four cancer chemo treatments,
four days of death,
sounds of senselessness,
backwards into the blackness of pain. . .
four in Chinese
sounds like death,
including a spinal tap on day four,
a long needle,
painfully injecting of the
chemo poisoning.
Death, death, death, death. . . .”
Love, love, love,
a nurse responding,
holding my hand,
compassionately,
Kuan Yin, the
Goddess of Mercy, smiling,
tap, tap, tap, deeper,
now the pain leaves,
I look into the eyes
of a goddess.
smiling. .

β€˜πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ²πŸ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸ‰πŸ‰

cuisine

About the Creator

SAMURAI SAM: Wild Wayne

πŸ’— DR. WAYNE STEIN, Ted Talk Speaker, Amazon Author, Asian Gothic Scholar; Yoga, Black Belts. Professor, Writer Program Admin, Speak Spanish. Writing Director, Cancer Survivor, Korean Born , From Japan & Italy, grew up In Los AngelesπŸ’—

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