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Food for stoners

By Luke Simpson Published 3 years ago 3 min read
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the best food I found when I am stoned and got the munchies is a frozen pizza with crushed Doritos around the crust and while that’s cooking a layer of cheese sticks also frozen topped with crushed Doritos. Once that’s done cooking, a root beer float and some stupid cartoon to watch and I’m fully relaxed and ready for the weekend.

Another recipe is putting chicken wings in the oven plain and when they come out put cinnamon and a icing on it, the same icing you’d put on a cinnamon roll and let it sit for about ten minutes and you got dessert wings. It sounds gross but everyone I know who has tried it instantly loved it.

The best casserole to Make is super easy to do. I put a heap of tater tots in a casserole dish mixed with a big can of cream of chicken soup mixed in with a huge helping of cheese, a few slices of butter on the corners and middle topped with whatever meat you have. Beef , chicken, sausage, bacon, all meats work with this dish. If you want it for breakfast I cook it for about thirty minutes and then add a few eggs on top mixed with bacon or chorizo and put it back on for another ten minutes. I cook the casserole for about thirty to thirty five minutes on 400 degrees. Try it once and i guarantee you’ll make it all the time. You can also add corn in it as well from a can to stretch it and add more flavor to it.

The best pizza to make homemade is honestly French bread pizza. A few cans of tomato paste mixed with some garlic minced tooped with cheese Buffalo chicken and corn is hearty and filling as well.

Another hella good casserole is a ham cheese potato casserole. Get a huge hunk of ham, chop up about ten potatoes add a lot of cheese and put that in to bake til the cheese is golden and the ham and potatoes are fully cooked. Life is honestly way better with casseroles.

If you want to make the ultimate dessert make a thin cheesecake and add a thin layer of ice cream and add a brownie on both sides and see what happens... hint diabetes and also a good time. We only live once so put down the vegetables every now and then and eat unhealthy. Eat bags of chips and cookie dough and drink soda and beer and eat pretzels and cheese balls.

Live like your going to die tomorrow cuz you might, but hopefully we’ll all live another fifty years or so.

One thing to try next time when making manwhich, put that shit in the middle of a grilled cheese. That is what heaven would be like. Or a chili burger on top of two grilled cheese. It’s amazing and hearty and will fill up the hungriest stoner.

Also if you broke a can of no bean chili and a box of Mac and cheese will do for a decent cheap hearty meal and tasty too.

Life is all about enjoying the small things, the food you make while high, laughing with friends, and counting your blessings all the time.

A coke float next to a bag of chips and a few hot dogs with cheese n chili is heaven when your high. Same with cheese curds and nachos.

Another simple meal when you high is a chicken burrito. Get a rotisserie chicken , make some minute rice, squeeze a lime on the rice, shred some chicken, put in a burrito, add cheese and hot sauce, put it in the microwave for a minute and your good to go. Super easy to make them especially when you high.

Honestly a can of chili on top of a bowl of Doritos with shredded cheese and beans is hella good as well and easy to make. Or a bag of Fritos with burger meat and cheese and hot sauce and taco seasoning is the best too, cheap and tasty af. So many meals are easy to do and taste good.

I hope you all get creative and make some unique shit that tastes good to you and that you then share that shit with the world. You don’t have to be a chef, but you have to open your mind and think outside the box. That is how all the best food has been created.

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Luke Simpson

I love writing poems, short stories, fiction, non fiction and just the art of writing in and of itself. Books and stories are the key to learning and using your imagination to travel to far and distant lands.

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