Word Vomit

You've probably seen the #100 things challenge around. If not, well, where've you been??!? Here's my version. Not sure I did it right. I tell you, though... this was therapeutic!

Oh, It's COMPLETELY UNEDITED. So, read at your own risk ;)

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1. Twenty minutes for a hundred things.... hmm...
2. well this should be easy because they're just the sentences popping out of my mind.
3. a black hole of useless and unceasing trivia and anxieties
4. i have adhd, afterall... this should be easy.
5. finally my time to shine.
6. so what would i write about?
7. well, how about we start with the most obvious question on my mind...
8. how could i even hope to start the challenge when i never get twenty minutes to myself?
9. i mean between the dogs and my husband, I can never find a minute to myself without constant interruptions.
10. so thats the hardest part, but then again, it's only twenty minutes.
11. quick, now.. . husband is asleep and the dogs are napping. could it be my opening?
12. my mind reels with thoughts and possibilities.
13. should i be extra clever and find the dusty stories that live on even dustier shelves of my subconscious just waiting to...
14. ooh... only sixteen minutes left.
15. wait. that means i did thirteen things in four minutes, right?
16. but what's the math on that?
17. here, pause the stopwatch feature and grab the calculator feature on the phone...
18. wait... is that cheating? best not.
19. oh crap, just debating over the timing took a whole minute!? Frick!
20. and i've not even said anything worth saying yet
21. bugger!
22. Okay, so skip that and write the next thing that pops into your mind...
23. squirrel!!! Jk Jk
24. But actually that's how my mind works.
25. Should i be ashamed that I still use that reference pretty much daily?
26. Nah... I do have dogs, afterall, and it's so true.
27. speaking of dogs.... they woke up.... best try to wrap this up before it's too late.
28. oh man, my fingers are going numb on my right hand... it is getting harder to type
29. damn, this is actaully kind of hard.
30. oops. my phone just lit up... twelve minutes left. EEK
31. okay but that's okay because i havent even unloaded the thoughts from mymind yet.
32. sonofa! NOW myADHD wants to be silent!?
33. figures. its not supposed to be a superpower, I suppose.
34. but it often felt like one for me.
35. Damn i keep typoing.
36. its okay Ill fix it later
37. wait...is that aganst the rules
38. Guess I'll just leave them in here.
39. lol good luck to any brave souls who try to read this garbagee
40. Frick another typo!.
41. oh well moving on!
42. My dog is chewing a hole in the carpet
43. ANOTHER hole I should say
44. wheres the headslap emoji?
45. too long... just imagine one here
46. my fingers are so freaking numb
47. i cant feel the keyys anymore
48. no wonder im typoing so much
49. okay thats okay
50. muscle memory is a powerful thng
51. just close my eyes and run with tit
52. lol that typo says tit
53. oh man my brain
54. i know the keyboard like the backs of my hands
55. this should be easy
56. speaking of the back of my hand... what strange saying that is
57. i actually know the palms of mine better i think
58. ya those lines are pieces of my history
59. that scar from when my dog bit me
60. i was ten
61. i deserved it though
62. i was taunitng her.
63. but it was my fist time getting stitches and going to the ER
64. wait
65. nope. that was when i was five
66. the first time i went to the hospital
67. oh gosh....how could i forget?
68. the lump on my neck
69. they thought t was cancer
70. it was just a cyst i guess
71. but that CT scan man
72. that was hell
73. and the scar never went away
74. yep... there it is
75. but then i got a teddy bear from my grandma
76. id pointed it out the week before.
77. i wonder what ever happened to that th8ng?ish i knew.
78. wish i knew where a lot of things were
79. so much lost over the years
80. alas.
81. my toes are going numb now
82. i really should have gotten a better position than half off my bed for this
83. and the mattress is falling appart.so i just slide down to the floor
84. jneed to buya new bed
85. but the money!
86. wait supposed to be all clever and creative here
87. be orignal LENA!
88. too much pressure!!!
89. look at the clock how much time?
90. ooh only six miuntes.
91. i gotta hurry okay how many things
92. what!? im at 92!
93. I can do this... next thought...
94. sonaofa... i cant think
95. stupid brain dying on me mow
96. you never shut up normally!
97. anxietey all the time
98. a million thoughts in a million directions
99. squirrels upon squirrels upo0n squirrls
100. and i never end up catching any of them!
101. Just anxeity weging me down. I wonder if anyone will follow my line of thought here?
102. thats okay though because I dont really get a lot of reads anyway
103. i mean who wants to read my stuff anyway?
104. noone! who can blame them
105. im so dumb
106. Stop it lena!
107. gosh i hate myself
108. STOP IT!
109. you can do this, but you're ruining it with useless chatter!
110. and your usual self deprecating nonhumor
111. frack i really hate myself
112. should i delete all this hating myself stuff?
113. everyones going to know what a freaking loser i am
114. no they wont cuz they aint no one gonna read it, you dum dum
115. stop it!!
116. damn my fingers hurt so bad
117. oh man, my foots gonna be like impossibly painful when i move it.
118. im scared of that pain. its the worst. like cuttng and biting and
119. oh frack. i only i=have two minutes left and ive said nothing important
120. ooh... i surpassed the 100 things tho
121. ya but its all useless garbage!
122. am i even doing this right?
123. doesnt matter. When do you do anything right?
124. another headlsap emoji needed!!
125. what can i say that will change the world in only a minute!?
126. world peace?
127. sixty secondss leftand thats the best you got, huh Lena?
128. a stupid Miss Congeniality reference!?
129. Yeah but I love that movie!
130. Sandra byllock rocks it
131. BLAHHH
132. SHUT UP BRAIN!
133. II hate myself so much.
134. No. I don't want this to be the last of my 100 things. I must do better than that!
135. oh well.
136. times almost up
137. Bless any of you readers who actually make it to the end of this! Why on earth are you still reading this trash!? I love you! forty seconds left
138. Wait... did i do it wrong!?
139. I suck.
140. GOD my toes hurt...
141. i have to stand now.
142. the dogs ruining the carpet.
143. Im just typing till the closck runs out.
144. Do i get to edit this? i dont know!
145. nineteen seconds...
146. quick something smart...
147. ten, nine, eight
148. aaaahhh!
149. BEEEEEPPPP!

**** Man alive. this is garbage. Sorry dear friends if any of you read this. I blame Judey lol! With love, of course! Oh... and go read hers!!! And Cathy's! Cathy is like the best. She gets me!