This is Just Ghetto
The Blackest people I know!
If Walls could talk...
I'd inform you that prematurely before midnight 2003 She was fighting with the other Baby Daddy This Time...
He called her a Garden Device...
Tabitha advised him that her Mother would fuck him up tomorrow if she was able to catch him hanging out by the pool hall...
Well actually her Mother was also a Garden Tool but she was a Gangster...
She could Give a Happy Ending and Earn Her Rent but She learned quickly How to wrestle a MfKa, set him in a choker, and get what she wants... Plenty of nights I've seen men Run out of the door and leave their wallets behind...
She met their grandfather Earl(Nickname/Sandbox)... He stood a Real Hustler fella from the 1960s he sold Diana Ross her first fur coat and stole it back in the 1980s after he got stabbed in the eye for cheating on “Grandma Mink”, and he made it up to her...That's how she got the NickName!
All these years and they were still crazy in Love!
He moved here after her mom passed, and
They Raised 2 Daughters.
Tabitha and,
Riquetta(Nickname- Pimp Rico)
I watched them Hustle and flow through generations... Now Tabitha brings into the world Three Kids by 3 Different men and her sister /Pimp Rico has Plenty of Garden Tools also one son and Money of course a Lot of Drama...
I watched as Tabitha's youngsters transformed into Drag queens, Doctors, and a Stud!
The younger son took after his mother and Grandmother he was a crossdresser and a Garden device...Anthony(Nickname-JLo)
The Middle sister Brittany(Nickname- BoyBrit) took after the aunt she was a Stud she wanted to be just like PimpRico- she got all the girls to act like lesbians at school she was popular!
The Older Brother 25 and a Doctor he went away to college and he never visits but he sends nice Birthday and Holiday Gifts and never receives any...
2 years ago back in 2009 Grandpa and Tabitha had traveled to Wisconsin Campus to remind Jeremy to come home for Thanksgiving but I only remember J-lo being there with all his step-kids he manages to always have met guys who decided to stand out as Bisexual after having a few baby mommas or whatever, somehow he becomes attached and now he plays stepmom to 3 different Kids and he for sure collects child support from each Daddy...
Thanksgiving night Boy Brit was 19 she currently had 2 girls show up for Thanksgiving Dinner they got sapped and Pulled each other Fake hair extensions all over the floor, Grandma Mink Snatched one of them Heffas up outta her gym shoes for starting Drama in her house after a Bombass Dinner and Barbeque!
One of my favorite moments is when Grandpa(Sandbox) gets drunk and forgets that Bobby Caldwell ain't Black...He disagrees with everyone just to Agree later on!
Grandpa Sandbox played the music Loud and Steamed up the air with his Granddaddy purp!
Grandma mink would curse him out for smoking in the house but he still accomplished finishing his Blunt and Grandma loved that about him, he was a Hustler who did what he wanted...
In 1995 he Sold the previous landlord a Harley Davidson and a Cohort Jacket He Got this House in exchange!
Now they live here forever, and I'm not mad just a little frustrated with those stepkids, They Draw on the walls and wipe their dirty hands on the wall... constantly lie on the floor, and use Bright Pretty colors for the coloring books and rub their Dirty feet up against the walls...just a week ago they found a Stray Dog, Grandma let them keep him and they named him Pookie...
My Bright Yellow days are over This is worst than a SunFlower 🌻 at least they glimmer With The Dirt!
Tabitha was never home she practically lets the kids raise themselves. Grandma and Grandpa had helped Raise Jeremy and he went off to school but the younger 2 came later and they claimed to be busy with their lifestyle although they were home the kids raised themselves...
No wonder J-lo wants all these kids and BoyBrit have all those girlfriends, they wanted to raise them exactly how they had been raised...The Older Brother Jeremy wants nothing to do with the Family and Everyone acts like they don't notice it! 👀🙈He is not coming back to Atlanta.
However, all of this is just Ghetto!
It's none of my business but I'll spill a little bit of Tea!
Their cousin Koolaid came over the day before yesterday and he went into Grandads stash and stole a bunch of his OG Kush! From underneath that Dusty antiquated china cabinet in the Garage...
If walls could talk 💬 I'd surely spill some Tea 🫖...
This is Just Ghetto!
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This was such an original narrative that you chose yo share with us! Beautifully done and well written!
hahaha. This was a riot! I loved all the nicknames and "garden devices" Bravo, Lonzo - great take on the challenge! Made me smile a lot!
Your story is so spirited and interesting in many ways. I love the combination of things said and left unsaid. As they say for our folks back in the day, "Quiet as it's kept"!
This was fun and super funny. Well done.
Haha. This is great. Garden tools. Lol
Oh, I was all peeking with the wall, trying to get caught up on the gossip, lol! I loved the way this flowed. Nicely done :)
Lowkey, this feels more of a wall speaking about its life in slam poetry form. That family definitely has some issues to work through. The grandma is definitely an O.G. The grandad sure does sound like a hustler, and has the street-cred to prove it. Still, surprised that those garden tools never got the proper shed to store them. Such is life. Hopefully the kids will be able to hustle their way out of a bad lifestyle to improve their lives not just for themselves, but their other family members as well. I was sort of hoping that the older brother that became a doctor would help to provide some sort of a role model figure, like the grandparents, in a way. Reading this reminds me of "The Story of O.J." Only thing I would say is that if You want to keep it in the flow of fiction, maybe some of the grammar points could be fixed. If not, it reads well as a collage between a fiction story and poetry.
Great title, story is fun and entertaining.
Clolorful story. Good luck on the challenge.
This wall definitely has character! ☺️ I love your unique take on this! 🥰❤️
I love your different take on the challenge! This wall cracked me up with its gossipish tone.