Aidan Lawrence is the King of Humanity

Aidan Lawrence is the King of humanity.

I typed that sentence into the computer, partially out of curiosity. I had been reading about manifestation and self-fulfilling prophecies.

Then, some strange things happened.

My dad called me and told me that he just met someone with the same name as me. Of course, that someone might have been lying.

I remembered that my social security card, which Americans used in the 20th and 21st centuries to establish their identities, was signed in my mother's handwriting. She said that was common for parents to do. I know she had her own card with the name she used in public (Tracy) and her own number. I know that I used the name number on my card throughout my life in American society, without any objections.

The hivemind in the power grid began to whisper:

"Can we give that name to someone else?

"Can we say that isn't his name?"

"I know...let's reinvent the middle name!"

Regarding middle names, Americans typically have three names, and the most common way of saying their name is to use the first and last name, omitting the middle name. My full American name Aidan Scott Lawrence is most commonly said as Aidan Lawrence. The middle name is usually only included for emphasis, or in official documents. But legally and spiritually, Aidan Scott Lawrence and Aidan Lawrence are the same person.

For instance, my name is Aidan Lawrence, but my name is also Aidan S Lawrence, Aidan S. Lawrence, Aidan Scott Lawrence, and A.S. Lawrence. That seems obvious to an American, but literalists from foreign countries and legalists from hell might not understand it.

The implications shocked me.

Are ugly little little time traveling devils becoming afraid of what I typed, and trying to use literalism to block its magic?

They even called an animal in Florida the manatee, and named a manetee in a zoo "Hugh." I realized that they did this so they could say, "ha King, you have one subject. Hugh the Manatee. Hugh Manatee".

But humanity isn't spelled the same way as "Hugh Manatee". Which is why typing bothers them so much.

Aidan Lawrence is the King of humanity.

Aidan Lawrence is the King of existence.

I typed those sentences into my computer.

Partially because it's funny.

Then I encountered immense difficulties in my life.

Usually trustworthy mechanics became incompetent and dishonest.

A wife deserted me.

The government lied about the facts in a case against me.

My ideas and soul were used by cynical profiteers.

They even tried to change the definition of the word king into a slur for black people. But a king is the chief male authority of a people, place, or country. The king makes the administrative and executive decisions, just as a family's father does.

I've learned that Hell fears a true King.

But I triumphed against my own weaknesses, and the iniquity of evil in the world.

I became wise, strong, valiant, and loving. And my people became more prosperous and liberated due to my influence.

Aidan Lawrence is the king of humanity.

Aidan Lawrence is the king of existence.

Aidan Lawrence is the king of reality.

I typed those sentences into my computer.

Partially because it's true.

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A note on wordplay: The way I was raised to speak English, I and me are the same person. I am me. Eye sounds like I.