satire

Music industry and celebrity satire presented by Beat.

Weird Al Yankovic Announces ‘Bigger and Weirder’ 2025 Tour
Everyone’s favorite comedy and parody artist, Weird Al Yankovic has announced a new tour for 2025! The quirky musician says the tour will be ‘bigger and weirder’ than ever, getting fans excited to snag tickets to the iconic show. So, what shenanigans can we expect from Weird Al and his crew in the coming year? Hold onto your accordions, and let’s talk about it!
By Total Apex Entertainment & Sports2 years ago in Beat
Elsa and Sonic: The Mystery of the Frozen Forest
Chapter One: The Frozen Forest Elsa and Sonic, their recent victory over Zorvath's spell fresh in their minds, found themselves in the presence of an extraordinary frozen forest. The trees within this mystical realm shimmered as if made of fine crystal, and peculiar glowing footprints dotted the icy ground.
By Maya2 years ago in Beat
The Ghoul Brothers
"Welcome to the disgusting world of...The Ghoul Brothers!" The Ghoul Brothers (1984) I first discovered The Ghoul Brothers in the advertisement section of Fangoria. Or maybe it was Gorezone. It was one of those Eighties newsstand horror and gore magazines.
By Tom Baker2 years ago in Beat
Marconi Plays the Mamba
The Eighties were a paradisical time of lemonade rivers and cotton candy clouds, where everyone had joy and a high fashion sense: hair was big, and women wore lots of makeup, huge earrings, and blouses with shoulder pads. We all ate delicious McDonald's three meals a day, and movie theater popcorn was covered in a buttery substance equivalent to slamming fourteen Big Macs. Eye shadow, lipstick, rouge, Cyndi Lauper hair, and Debbie Gibson eyes were the cultural touchstones that kept Commieland in relative check. (Well, that, and our nuclear arsenal.)
By Tom Baker2 years ago in Beat
The rap music industry is crashing
If you have not noticed the recent downfall in the music industry, you've been living under a rock, because as Beyoncé once said (I'm not a fan of Beyoncé),
By Dubisthename2 years ago in Beat
How to Create Catchy Beats That Grab Listener Attention
In the world of music production, creating beats that are not only catchy but also grab the listener's attention is crucial. Whether you're a seasoned producer or just starting out, mastering the art of crafting beats that stand out can make all the difference in your music. In this article, we'll explore some tips and techniques for creating catchy beats that will captivate your audience.
By BLESSING COOL 3 years ago in Beat
How They Made It: serotinia
Hi! My most recent release, "serotinia" came out this last month, on the 16th. It's one hour and a half divided into 28 tracks.
By Malísima3 years ago in Beat
FULL STORY ABOUT MOUNT EVEREST . Content Warning.
Mount Everest, also known as Sagarmatha in Nepal and Chomolungma in Tibet, is the world's highest mountain, with a peak reaching 29,032 feet (8,849 meters) above sea level. It is located in the Himalayas on the border between Nepal and the Tibet Autonomous Region of China.
By BABILONTE Dk3 years ago in Beat
That was embarrassing. Content Warning.
The party was in full swing, the music pulsating through the air, and laughter echoing off the walls. It was one of those lively gatherings where people from all walks of life converged for a night of celebration. Little did I know, this night would etch a memory in my mind under the category of "That was embarrassing."
By Nexus Narrator3 years ago in Beat
Heavy Metal Cheese . Top Story - October 2023.
Yeah, heavy metal is dark, spooky, and undeniably the TOOL OF SATAN to ensnare young people and get them to grow their hair out, wear denim vests, and not bathe as frequently as they once did. Some metal, however, not having got the memo from Central Casting, goes above and beyond the call of duty, taking the infernal into the realm of the comical.
By Tom Baker3 years ago in Beat
Rate-O-Rama: Funkytown
Rate-O-Rama : Songmania is a reader participation game. Every Sunday I will publish a Rate-O-Rama article which will feature three versions of a popular song.
By Rick Henry Christopher 3 years ago in Beat
Sure Plays Mean Pinball . Top Story - October 2023.
I've seen the Who's rock opera Tommy, directed outlandishly and lavishly by Ken Russell, so many times the movie is permanently recorded in my subconscious. Be that as it may, yesterday I rewatched it at four in the morning and was surprised that it didn't honk off the neighbors. You want to avoid that, pinball wizard or not.
By Tom Baker3 years ago in Beat