Josh Loewen
Bio
20 y/o writer and entrepreneur from Chilliwack, BC. I write some short stories and run a political/pop-cultural satire website; mrunpopular.com
Stories (2/0)
Hot Singles in Your Area
You know how sometimes you’ll meet a couple of sweethearts, and they tell you this heartwarming story of how he was in a hot air balloon, she was stuck in a tree, and that’s how they met? I don’t. Clearly it’s a thing, people used to meet people in real life. But now it’s more like: he swiped right, then she swiped right, then she ghosted him and he stalked her, now they’re happily in love? Excuse me what? Now I’m not saying I was born in the “wrong generation” and frankly, anyone who does say that deserves to be drop-kicked to a different one. What I’m saying is, you are all so weird. Somewhere in Facebook headquarters is everyone’s favorite Mark Zuckerberg, feeding you all your next life decisions from afar. And for some wild reason, that concerns absolutely nobody at all. But this isn’t about Marky Mark and his very own funky bunch, don’t think you’re getting away with being a weird creep. Let’s discuss, my lovely internet swipers with no real confidence or social skills. Quick disclaimer: as a straight male with no experience out of my field, I will be sticking to what I know best (ie. straight people dating apps). But since this article is bound to be dubbed as “homophobic” anyways, go wild buddy.
By Josh Loewen3 years ago in Humans
Vaccination Day
We’ve probably all imagined, at one point, what life would be like if it was more like The Walking Dead. Probably nothing short of terrifying – but thanks to the new COVID vaccine, we might be able to find out for ourselves. Let’s look at the facts for a second. The world was supposed to end in 2012, according to an ancient Mayan prophecy. Now some of you might say “But it didn’t”. What if I told you it’s 2013 right now, and that the world could end at any second? If you didn’t hear the buzz in 2020, 8 years of history were allegedly incorrect. Meaning it isn’t really 2020 at all, and we’re all living in a lie.
By Josh Loewen3 years ago in Futurism
