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Without blue there's no red, without water there's no land, without cats there's no dogs and the list continues... why does one need the other? How come one can't exist without it? Is it in human nature to rebel? One day I got fed up with my boss and his tyranny and I wanted to throw a tire wrench through his windshield: the irony, I was to the point where I didn't give a fuck if these assholes were going to fire me, but I knew this year was the year that I would hit them with an iron fist but like night to day I realized we have different views but its the same date....
Dean MartinPublished 7 years ago in PoetsThe Best ‘Stewart Lee: Content Provider’ Review of All Time
When I first saw Stewart Lee's Content Provider at De Montfort Hall, Leicester in February, I had the ill-conceived and frankly deranged idea in my head that I could review it. In fact, I was so confident in my abilities that I spoke to the artist himself after the show and proclaimed my over-ambitious intentions to his face. "You'll definitely be getting a five star review from me on my university-paper-website-thing called The Demon Online," I burbled like a blithering buffoon, signing the imaginary contract in blood which meant that I actually had to write something and preferably a gut-bustingly hilarious, self-referential masterpiece of a review that was fit for publication in a student magazine. However, when I was drafting my ideas for the piece, I began to doubt my abilities. "What if Stewart Lee actually reads it?" I thought, "What if I try to be funny... and it's just not funny?" So, to accommodate for these anxieties, my first attempt came across as if it was written by a pathetic, sycophantic fan (the reasons why still elude me). The embarrassing evidence is exhibited below:
Marco CardoniPublished 7 years ago in GeeksSunday
I don't feel very receptive today, Apologies. The office is out of hours, To open whence it can; for the staff are hard to come by.
Ben AttwoodPublished 7 years ago in PoetsVinyl Hearts
My heart is a record And you You are the turntable Some time you should play me I might be scratched but I think you should be able
John WallacePublished 7 years ago in PoetsNo Love There Anymore
I fucking loved you! I think maybe still do People need to stop minding my business too Life wasn't amazing it was ridiculously crazy
Pippa RamirezPublished 7 years ago in PoetsManifestation of a Teenage Dirtbag
PART I Flood my liver like a river in this ocean of emotions too afraid to pull the trigger only hope keeps me going mamma didn't raise me as a quitter
Allea ClarkPublished 7 years ago in PoetsE.V.
Our love was destined to die. Our flame meant to burn out. In the darkness, we found each other. But in the light we fell apart.
Rhiana CarlsonPublished 7 years ago in PoetsOrange
When I was 14 I met him Not quite as tall back then But I was just the same as now He had curly brown hair that he slicked into place
Quinn RomeroPublished 7 years ago in Poets