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Beyond The Red Hat
Written by H M Hines December 12, 2020 Artist - BlackStar If you have a Bootlicker on your holiday shopping list, and we all seem to, you may be stressing out how to get them the perfect gift. Whether it's your uncle, the armchair constitutional law expert, your coworker and resident QAnon groupie, or your brother’s new knock off Tomi Lahren girlfriend, we all have that one person with whom we have so very little in common with on every level, that gifting is nigh impossible. If you picked the wrong name out of the Secret Santa drawing this year and are stuck scrambling for a gift for someone you’d sooner give the finger to than a present, have no fear, we have you covered.
By SNROCINUTAF6 years ago in The Swamp
A Farewell to Harms
Dear President Tump, I am writing to you to thank you and wish you all the success that you deserve in your future endeavors. You have helped to make this a greater nation and I mean that with all sincerity. I agree with you on the argument that God wanted you to be president. Everything is part of some grand scheme, even the unpopular things. And on a smaller scale, how better to find out that fire is hot than to burn oneself? I am going to write about a few things that this country would never have truly known about itself had you not been elected to be the leader of this great nation.
By James S. Carr6 years ago in The Swamp
GOP Furious Over Turkey Election Fraud - Declare Cobb the Winner
"Hi, this is David Allen at WNPD News and we're bringing you the Presidential Turkey Pardon ceremony at the White House Rose Garden which will start any minute. Of course, there is also the issue of Cob Turkey, the Republican nominee, who still refuses to concede and is holding onto the belief that he was really the one who won the Social Media Election. Now, we'll join Daniel Levine who's there with the celebrants. How's the atmosphere there Dan?"
By Natalie Frank, Ph.D6 years ago in The Swamp
THE OXYMORONIC TIMES
New Disease Plagues New World Order Future Overlords Ask "What the FRAS?!" You may be one of many adults worldwide who have been exposed to lethal levels of chronic bullshit, putting you at risk for developing Forced Reality Awareness Syndrome or FRAS.
By Althea Veritas6 years ago in The Swamp
What’s Worse Than the Boogeyman?
I don’t know if my American brethren of a different hue truly hate people like me, but the idyllic institutional constructs created to share the dream of our founding fathers is steeped in systemic racism and economic oppression that my American dreams has been nightmarish.
By Charles C. Campbell6 years ago in The Swamp
The Hope for American Democracy
As she opened her eyes, the brisk air filled her tired lungs. She wiped the eye crusties off and remembered that she hadn’t removed her mascara and bright crimson lipstick last night. She looked across the room and her roommate, Evellynne was passed out on the emerald velvet (faux velvet) couch with her stick-straight purple hair hanging in her face.
By Sara Sublette6 years ago in The Swamp
My 2024 Presidential Bid Continued (More Stuff)
As you are all aware by now, I am running for President in 2024, 2028 and every 4 years after. Unlike other President’s I will not spend my time playing golf. I do not like the game, but I will be gaming in the evening and you are welcome to visit my YouTube gaming channel. Just click on the video embedded to this story and subscribe. Please read my other stories where I am running for President and watch my videos that are embedded. I will outline a few more things I plan as your next President in 2024. Everything is my opinion. Off topic, I find it interesting that Sasha Cohen is making another Borat movie. I doubt he will go through a leftist demonstration with MAGA stuff on and then go through a Trump demonstration with Biden or leftist stuff on it. We all know it will be the leftist that will attack him physically and get in his face, but it would be funny to see. This is what I mean when I mention the biases in the media and from celebrities. Now I cannot stand Trump and if is still President when I take office, I do plan to have the White House refumigated and cleaned thoroughly but a media personality or celebrity should show both sides. Trust me they are both but in different ways (I am referring to the extremist not everyday people.).
By Ferrari King6 years ago in The Swamp
