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It's Not About the Money...

...It's About Altering the Culture

By Fifth Column FrogPublished about a year ago 4 min read
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This is Fifth Column Frog. I am putting myself at great personal risk to transmit on this frequency for the sake of the American Soul. Please pay attention…

When Bud Light put the abominable face of transformer Dylan Mulvaney on the cans of their product, I was horrified at the sight, but impressed by the marketing. I thought it made sense for water pretending to be beer to have as their mascot, a man pretending to be a woman. Of course, there was some backlash of righteous indignation and dickless rage directed at Anheiser Busch for contaminating their swill with tranny fluid, but this masturbatory grandstanding on social media was followed by a whole lot of nothing, and business has already started to return to normal for them. The company continues to rake in huge profits thanks in part to the tons of free advertising that people like Kid Rock gave them when he posted a video of himself unloading a rifle into a case of their queer beer.

Logically speaking, this decision makes no sense. The kind of people that would appreciate having a surgically mutilated abomination on their beverage are usually not the kind of people that drink Bud Light, and the people that drink it, wouldn’t want to have their eyes and consciences assaulted by the image of a mentally ill transvestite printed on the side of their beer along with a rainbow flag. It’s a deal that is guaranteed to isolate their audience and lose them tons of money. So why do it? For that matter, why would Gillette run an ad in 2019 portraying their target demographic as violent thugs and rapists? It’s for the same reason that Hollywood makes shitty reboots featuring a “diverse”, genderbending cast of social justice warriors. Allow me to summon my best Joker impersonation when I say, “It’s not about the money, it’s about altering the culture.”

When I started public school as a young tadpole in the late 1980’s, my elementary school, like most, would organize a “career day” every year. This is when adults would come in and talk to the kids about what they did, both for a living, and for the community. This activity would almost always feature at least one fireman, police officer, and medical professional. The schools did this because they knew that these otherwise common people would seem like giants to us little squirts, and that at least some of us would be inspired enough to want to emulate them and go into those fields ourselves. Our society needs such brave, self-sacrificing souls to function. It also needs the plumbers, bakers, and road workers that might not be gawked at by little kids the same way, but whose roles are no less important for a society to carry on existing. Now…who do schools bring in to “inspire” little kids today? The same kind of mentally ill defectives that Bud Light slapped on the side of their watered-down slop.

The truth is that these corporations don’t care about making money because they have an agenda to follow, same as the schools do. They pander to a loud minority and force THOSE opinions down the throat of the passive majority because they know that no matter what temporary dip in revenue or stock price they see, eventually you will all cave to the cultural zeitgeist. Besides, as companies like Enron have proven, the people in charge of these mega corps don’t need a business to thrive so long as they have their golden parachute. The board doesn’t care if hundreds or thousands are out of work because they’ll just live high on the hog, completely untouched by a joke of a “justice system”. What’s more, they know that the public will eventually fold and absorb the new program, because you don’t see what’s really going on. It’s not about a beer, or a razor, or a can of soup, or a game, and it never was. And it certainly has nothing to do with being “nice” and “inclusive”. They don’t want to include you…they want to destroy you.

A nation of weak, feminized males cannot put up an adequate resistance to whoever comes to take possession of it. That’s the end goal; the complete destruction of the West. Whose goal? Stay tuned for more information.

End transmission.

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Fifth Column Frog

Bronze Age Vitalist. Bio-essentialist. Soldier of God. #deathtobugs #christisking

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