The Pragmatic Otorhinolaryngologist
A Doctor's Induction into LGBTQIA+
I heard about an otorhinolaryngologist
The doctor was extremely pissed
For his patient had an obsession
Sadistic in each painful session
I'm sure you get the very gist
Being the pragmatic thinker type
The doctor was used to swab swipe
To test for ear, nose, or throat disease
But his patient was just a gross sleaze
The doctor just didn’t see the hype
Sympathy was the doctors true gift
So you can see why he was so miffed
Being sensual was his main game
To hurt would bring him much shame
Between the two was a bit of a rift
But the story gets better from here
The patient was an androgynous dear
Female up top, male down below
The patient had the whole show
Tits and a schlong to be perfectly clear
Sadism aside, one thing was absolute
The patient was a hilarious lil hoot
With pick up lines and jokes a plenty
(S)he was actually a spark of divinity
Perfect in a miniskirt or even in a suit
With big gorgeous eyes like emerald
(s)he could leave a room utterly leveled
A unique flower in the land of the free
A mosaic of masculine and female divinity
And quite a hell of a seductive little devil
But the doctor was still so conflicted
His morals had become contradicted
Oh the aporia of labeling her a she
Because some parts made him a he
But doc gave in and became addicted
He decided to give them a good try
At first, outside of the public eye
He started slow as he experimented
But soon his feelings were cemented
He concerned not about if girl or guy
He was truly amazed that they could morph
One day they could be a masculine mesomorph
The next day they could be a feminine beauty
Them in a ball gown is such a sight to see
Each day brings in a brand new polymorph
On one particular day they chose to use she
And she came down the stairs so elegantly
He took her to dinner at a five star restaurant
Her beauty amazed all, and she did flaunt
All the men drooled over her exquisite beauty
Then back at his place, he had her as dessert
She gave in to the authority that he did assert
He did things to her he never thought he would
Things that he thought that he never ever should
But now he was completely and utterly and convert
That night was filled with so much taboo
But now they were a thing. Not one, but two
Morning came and she decided to be a he
And gave the doctor his thick hard tree
Yet the doctor remained calm and carefree
As the next day quickly passed through
He took the doctor to a new club preview
They had drinks and occupied a pool table
Neither one concerned about gender label
The night ended with wings and cheese bleu
Back at "his" place the doctor gave in to him
He territory marked the doctor's every limb
Claiming the doctor as his very own man toy
He growled "Oh you like being my "pool" boy"
Unable to speak, the doctor nodded to him
Having never been wrecked by another man
The doctor wasn't prepared for this game plan
But he enjoyed every single bit of pain inflicted
And let him pound away completely unrestricted
Loosing track of where this relationship began
The moral of this story is one for every eye
A lesson every woman, girl, boy, and guy
As our bodies mature when we grow up
Brand new pleasures begin to fill our cup
You cant rule anything out until you give it a try
About the Creator
Zeddicus Zane
I am an engineer and reiki master. I write stories and poems across various genres.
IG: @zeddicuszane
Twitter: @ZeddicusZane
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