Best Weed Strains to Have to Sex On

I'll be the first to admit that I do not like to have sex while high. Weed strains (or any other substance) and my private parts equal dysfunction, which in turn, equals me explaining to whatever partner I'm with, "Look, I'm just not into it right now, wait a bit, eh?"

However, my friend Bruno is totally different. Bruno gets randy the moment he hits a bong. For him, the best weed strains to have sex on are a major aphrodisiac. Weed and sex are basically a match made in heaven for him.

If you aren't sure what works well for you, now is the perfect time to explore. There are great edibles and infused body oils to get everything started. But let's face it, you're here for the weed. So it might be wise to check out what are most commonly known as the best strains to get your groove on, hippie-style.

Girl Scout Cookie

Do you enjoy sex that involves a lot of wild fantasies? Or, perhaps you just want to maximize your orgasm during a solo session? Girl Scout Cookie is going to be an amazing smoke.

Why? Because its awesome balance of THC and CBD tends to give people a creative spark. That makes fantasies more vivid, kink more creative, and of course, sex a whole lot more fun. As a result, this is one of the best weed strains to have sex on...if you need a creative boost.

Sour Diesel

Sour Diesel is the kind of cannabis that ends up making you do wild things, possibly to Rihanna's "Wild Thoughts" music track. This strain is known for a high THC, low CBD balance that gives you both a mind high and a subtle body high.

The end result is the kind of sex session that makes you start and not want to stop. For people who want that final push to get the clothes to come off, this is one of the best weed strains to have sex on.

That being said, I did notice that partners who smoke this have a tendency to get a bit dry. So, if you can, grab more lube when you get busy.

Harlequin

A lot of my friends can't get into sex unless their minds are there — and the brain fog aspect of THC tends to be a mood-killer as a result. Harlequin is one of the best weed strains to have sex on, if you don't like sex while high.

It has very low levels of THC, and very high levels of CBD, which gives you an alert, clear-headed high that also just makes you want to get a bit closer to your partner. This is, perhaps, the only strain I'll use before I get busy with someone, because of how low its THC content is.

Also, since CBD allows you to remain functional while on the job, this is one of the better strains for people who want to be a productive stoner after they have their romp.

Jillybean

Jillybean is a weird strain that tends to put you in a pretty mellow, yet horny, state of mind. That's why many pot aficionados call it one of the best weed strains to have sex on, if you're into crazy kinky BDSM.

This strain has a super-high amount of THC, which gives you a crazy euphoric feeling that's hard to beat. A lot of people claim that sensations feel more intense with Jillybean smoke sessions, and that might be why it's such a popular strain for people who are submissives.

Ultimate Trainwreck

Without a doubt, one of the best weed strains to have sex on would be Ultimate Trainwreck — at least, if you like lazy couch sex. It smells naughty, will get you blazed, and you really won't want to do much other than cuddle and pet each other for a while.

This strain is strong. Like, you will feel the full effect of Mary Jane when you smoke this. If you like feeling totally blitzed, this is the best choice out there.

That being said, because this is such a potent strain, Ultimate Trainwreck may have a drying effect down there. So, if you do choose to smoke and cuddle up with your partner with this one, make sure you have plenty of foreplay.