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Young Michael

He just couldn't handle her

By Cathy holmesPublished 3 months ago β€’ 1 min read
Created on Dall-E

Young Michael in all of his glory,

took Jen for a ride in his dory.

When she gave him a kiss,

in his pants he did piss,

and that was the end of their story.

performance poetry

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Cathy holmes

Canadian family girl with a recently discovered love for writing. Other loves include animals and sports.

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  • Novel Allen2 months ago

    Cathy you bad and feisty, messin with the man's thingy. Poor guy. Oh dear. Why he look like prince Harry?

  • Thavien Yliaster2 months ago

    Ah, his thing got confused The wrong function was used Instead of a date ending in perfection His overly excited er- well he was handed rejection And he walked away with his pride being bruised

  • Em Starr2 months ago

    Hahaha Cathy! Love it!

  • Morgana Miller3 months ago

    Omg πŸ˜‚ brilliant… and the image, I’m dead

  • Caroline Jane3 months ago

    Every time you get me. Wine nearly came out of my nose then!

  • Very good πŸ‘πŸ½ too funny πŸ˜‚

  • Ashleigh Riley3 months ago

    LMAO I needed this laugh this morning. Well done!

  • Steve Lance3 months ago

    yeah, hard to come back from that.

  • C. H. Richard3 months ago

    Lol- Ah poor Michael ☘️

  • Dana Crandell3 months ago


  • Rikke Kramme3 months ago

    You're killing me here πŸ˜‚

  • Eugenette Morin3 months ago

    Very funny

  • Mariann Carroll3 months ago

    Lol, that was funny πŸ˜†

  • Ewww! Lol! Your limerick ideas are starting to seem very questionable 🀣 Hilarious!

  • Oh my word

  • Scott Wade3 months ago

    Lmao πŸ˜‚

  • Babs Iverson3 months ago

    Woohoo!!! Loved it!!!

  • Dana Stewart3 months ago

    Get out while you can, Jen, lol ❀️

  • Mark Gagnon3 months ago

    She must have been quite the kisser or had really bad breath.

  • Oh my goodness Cathy!!! You have perfected the limerick!!! Way too funny!!!

  • Heather Hubler3 months ago

    Poor Michael! Hahahaha, this was hilarious. So great!!!

  • Gina C.3 months ago

    LOL! This made me laugh out loud. I knew you were going to say piss, and then, you did πŸ˜…

  • Moe Radosevich3 months ago

    Okay, that’s not a good thing to do, lol, nice one Cathy πŸ˜€

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