Young Michael
He just couldn't handle her
Young Michael in all of his glory,
took Jen for a ride in his dory.
When she gave him a kiss,
in his pants he did piss,
and that was the end of their story.
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Cathy holmes
Canadian family girl with a recently discovered love for writing. Other loves include animals and sports.
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Very much enjoying hunting for the limericks on your page! 😁
Cathy you bad and feisty, messin with the man's thingy. Poor guy. Oh dear. Why he look like prince Harry?
Ah, his thing got confused The wrong function was used Instead of a date ending in perfection His overly excited er- well he was handed rejection And he walked away with his pride being bruised
Hahaha Cathy! Love it!
Omg 😂 brilliant… and the image, I’m dead
Every time you get me. Wine nearly came out of my nose then!
Very good 👍🏽 too funny 😂
LMAO I needed this laugh this morning. Well done!
yeah, hard to come back from that.
Lol- Ah poor Michael ☘️
😂
You're killing me here 😂
Very funny
funny
Lol, that was funny 😆
Ewww! Lol! Your limerick ideas are starting to seem very questionable 🤣 Hilarious!
Oh my word
Lmao 😂
Woohoo!!! Loved it!!!
Get out while you can, Jen, lol ❤️
She must have been quite the kisser or had really bad breath.
Oh my goodness Cathy!!! You have perfected the limerick!!! Way too funny!!!
Poor Michael! Hahahaha, this was hilarious. So great!!!
LOL! This made me laugh out loud. I knew you were going to say piss, and then, you did 😅
Okay, that’s not a good thing to do, lol, nice one Cathy 😀