You Stupid Cow

Mooove!

I know you think this is your holiday,

But;

I've got work today!

Don't upset my boss,

Or I'll mooove your ass all the way home,

Come on

You stupid cow!

I love animals,

But this is ridiculous!

Are you for real?

It's half past ten,

I'm already late while you sit there,

Basking in the sun,

Eating breakfast.

I bet you've never done a paid days

work in your life,

Yes;

I know! I know!

Food is free in your world,

But some of us need to make a living,

You know.

Please mooove you stupid cow,

And don't you even think about stinking my

car out with your cow pat!

Tonight I'm eating real patties;

Yours stink too much,

And probably taste worse than burgers

from a cheap takeaway.

Speaking of cheap take aways,

You're finally on your feet,

Wafting your stinker in my face;

Oh,

Wait a minute,

Now your moooving,

And I can finally drive.

Now,

I'm in deep trouble with my boss,

You stupid cow;

That shit stinks!