Yo, Furries...

Furries in the house,

Animals have exposed butts.

That's why they have tails.

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You don't need a tail.

You have pants that you can wear.

Guys, you don't need tails.

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I understand

that animals are really

cute, cool, and fluffy.

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But animals use

tails to swat away dung flies.

You do not need to.

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this is probably the DUMBEST thing i have ever written.

i love animals. all animals. all of them are so cute and furry! but you don't NEED a tail. that's why humans DON'T have tails. because we legit have pants and do not have to swat away dung flies.

and also imagine how uncomfortable having a tail would be? you would have to sit on it all the time?! and imagine how terrible it would be to try to find pants?!? that would just ruin your life!

i would love some furry ears, those would be sick. (I'm a ninth grader. Stop looking at me like that.) but a tail? NO WAY. never a tail.

leave a comment + tell me how dumb this is and if i should continue posting random thoughts in quadru-haiku format just for fun.