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Outside Looking In
I’m partying heavy with my buddy, Clay
He starts telling people his pronoun is, “They”
This may be transphobic since that’s what they say
But I asked my buddy, “Dude, what are you, gay”
The party theme’s Western with oversized caps
Us cowboys in denim, with some wearing chaps
The cowgirls are gussied up, corsets and straps
A regular hoedown, obnoxious perhaps
So, standing there baffled, I pulled Clay aside
I’m asking my buddy, “Which horse do you ride
I thought you liked women, but clearly you lied”
He said, “I’ve come out and I’ll no longer hide”
The next sound you heard you just couldn’t ignore
The sound of my jaw after hitting the floor
I couldn’t believe that I missed it before
Now I’m quizzing my buddy a little bit more
“Would you rather have Beth or her Asian friend, Lem
Since “They” are the jewels if you’re seeking a gem
Or those dudes in the dining room, some of “Them” femme
So which is it Clay, is it “They,” is it “Them”
He said, “l’ll be honest in which way I sway
So pay close attention and try not to stray
If asking my choice for a ‘roll in the hay’
I may lose a friend, but it’s “Them” everyday
How strange in our friendships, the secrets we miss
I’m shocked since I felt we were closer than this
Did neither one notice that something’s amiss
What’s taken for granted, the ultimate “diss”
The timing was right so I knew what to do
I said to my buddy while handing him ‘chew’
“We’ve misread the room, I’ve been ‘saddled up’ too
So giddy up cowboy, I’m riding with you”
About the Creator
Earl W. Pearl
I’ve been writing poetry (rhyming mostly) since about 2014 and have recently transitioned to writing novels and short stories. My poetry genres are faith, humor, social issues, politics, pretty much any subject matter.
Comments (3)
It all gets confusing nowadays, but your humor is GREAT!
Hahaha - this is great and I loved how you rhymed it, such talent!
😂🤩 Way to be inclusive! Enough said, lol.