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Age: old enough to know better but still agile and young enough to work circles around most people younger than me.

Ethnicity: 1.5% Afro-Caribbean. That's my favorite part of me, so I'm going with it.

Hair color: Sunbleached hot mess dark brown with grey highlights.

Eye color: Hazel, just for confusion... green, gold and green, also known as hazel. No nut, just hazel. Although that's debatable. Sometimes they're green, sometimes they're brown and gold, always a surprise- even to me.

Height : Let's just say I could be in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory wearing a silly wig and pushing a cart. And singing.

Weight: Fluffy-voluptuous, depending on the angle.

Skills: Cooking which includes doctoring up mistakes so nobody knows that I messed up the recipe, making people laugh (think Robin Williams ❤️) , happily mowing for hours, electric fence expert, patience (bordering on annoying to others occasionally).

My hobbies: playing my whistle to uncomfortable captive audiences, singing (don't expect me to sing the melody) writing ( a legend in my own mind), painting in my spare time between 2 -5 am, fantasizing about being on vacation/ with a companion (sometimes both at the same time)

Daily activities: School and work.

Best qualities: Breathing. Oh, and dependability.

Worst qualities: Yeah, not going there.

Companion wishlist: Breathing. Must love Jesus before me.

Things you didn't know about me: I could live in a tent and be happy. As long as I had a fancy portapotty (think chandelier with marble countertops in the woods) Yes, they are a thing.

My favorite accessory: Fleece. And my angel and Ephesians 6 coin.