Xavier's Xebec

Xavier’s xebec xferred xenophiliacally xenopterygii Xinyi-ward.

Xin’an’s xenophobia xenelasia-ed Xavier’s xenium.

Xavier xylomanced Xin’an’s xeriscaping xanthatically.

Xinyi xeroxed Xin’an’s xenelasia, x-outing Xavier’s xenium.

Xavier’s xebec xferred Xinxiang-ward.

Xinyi xeriscaped.

Xinxiang x-rayed Xavier’s xenium xenopterygii.

Xinxiang xeniumed Xavier Xinxiang’s xylographography.

Xinxiang, Xavier, xylophoned xenodochially

Xenogenetic Xavier.

(So that no one need be driven too often to their dictionary, what follows is a rough, non-tautographic translation:)

(Also, please note: though both are real places, neither Xinyi or Xinxiang are port cities—I couldn’t find any that began with x, lol—nor should anything here be taken to impugn the character of either.)

“Xavier’s Small Three-Masted Sailing Vessel”

(Contraband)

Xavier’s small three-masted sailing vessel, carried with great love (for strangers) fish toward Xinyi (literally, “New Yi[River]”, a county-level city under the administration of Xuzhou, Jiangsu province, China—Wikipedia).

Xin’an’s (a town or subdivision within Xinyi--also, Wikipedia), fear of strangers (led them to) ban as barbaric Xavier’s gift/tribute.

Xavier predicted (through the use of wood) Xin’an’s future landscaping as a desert place in a salty manner.

Xinyi copied Xin’an’s ban, cancelling out (or refusing) Xavier’s gift.

Xavier’s small vessel sailed toward Xinxiang (a prefecture-level city in northern Henan province, China—Wikipedia).

Xinyi landscaped for (became) a desert.

Xinxiang looked (considered) deeply into Xavier’s gift of fish.

Xinxiang gifted (offered) Xavier their art of woodblock printing.

Xinxiang & Xavier made beautiful music as friends (though strangers), one to another.

Xavier belonged.