Wrong on EVERY Front
"Show me a SINGLE sensible solution..."

From ‘Trickle-Down,’
to ACA,
from W-M-Ds,
to climate change...
From same-sex marriage
to denying evolution;
from a single-payer option,
to state-sanctioned execution:
Show me a single
sensible solution
ever put forth by
the party of exclusion.
A fix fit to serve the common man
non-profit and nonpartisan;
free from social class dilution;
user-friendly in execution.
Trump’s administrations
mirror Make-A-Wish foundations;
debasing standards,
razing expectations,
for wealthy, well-connected cis
Conservative Caucasians.
Draft dodgers, incels,
election deniers,
traitors, bribe-takers,
pathological liars;
Epstein’s Files reigniting fires!
Pederasts and their desires,
their ‘Diversity, Equity,
and Inclusion’ hires.
From Barry Sotelo
to horse dewormer,
to the en masse firing
of air traffic controllers...
From tax cuts for the 1%
to stimulus checks
that hypertrophy the debt;
From the Hilary Clinton
missing server fiction
to the ‘stand down’ order
we know was never given;
Keystone Conservatives
never could pin the tail
on their half-pint female
grey-haired great white whale...
About the Creator
Chris Z
My opinion column garnered more reader responses than any other contributor in the paper's 40-year run. As a stand-up comic, I performed in 16 countries & 26 states. I've written 2 one-man shows, umpteen poems, songs, essays & chronologies.
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