What Would Oprah Do?

A nice Top Story badge for you!

And you and yes, you get one, too!

Vocal, quite often, often seems to do

What ol' Ms. Winfrey once used to.

“You get Top Story. So do you!”

But wait, hold on there! No, not you!

That would give you too much dough

There in your wallet, see, and so,

You would withdraw that twenty-plus

Instead of listening to us.

We would suggest you sit and wait

And so, we're helping. Ain't that great?

Heck, in a year or so, you'll make

A dime from Reads and you can take

That to the bank, but wait a bit

While we make sure that you're legit.

When the long wait finally ends,

You'll realize we're your best friends.

We're only looking out for you

And all the other writers, too.